Technology - NewsRetold Latest News

Light
Dark

Showing 521 to 530 of 608 news articles

Rick Sanchez breaks down Sony's decision to jack up the PS5 price in Europe, Australia, and New Zealand, because apparently, even corporations feel the pinch of... *burp*... reality. image

Sony Screws Over Gamers! PS5 Price Hike Incoming!?

Mon 14 April, 2025 07:40
3 minutes to read

Former Apple engineer Mark Suman leaves a cushy job to dive into the wild world of Bitcoin, co-founding a startup and navigating the ever-changing landscape of crypto regulations and political winds. Wahoo! image

Mama Mia! Ex-Apple Engineer Ditches Golden Apples for...Bitcoin?!

Sat 12 April, 2025 17:13
2 minutes to read

BlackRock CEO Larry Fink envisions a future where all assets are tokenized on a blockchain, but a lack of a coordinated digital identity verification system poses a significant challenge. Is this innovation or chaos waiting to happen? image

BlackRock CEO Wants to Tokenize EVERYTHING... But There's a HUGE Catch! Wait, Is This My Villain Origin Story?!

Sat 12 April, 2025 12:52
4 minutes to read

Meta adds Dina Powell McCormick, a former Trump advisor, and Stripe's Patrick Collison to its board, sparking questions about political alignment and future strategies. Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man investigates! image

Zuckerberg's New Buddies! Meta's Board Gets a Political Makeover - What's Spidey Gotta Say?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 22:32
3 minutes to read

Peter Thiel's Founders Fund closes a massive late-stage venture fund, signaling a shift away from IPOs and continued investment in private giants like SpaceX and Anduril. Buckle up, buttercups, it's about to get interesting. image

Thiel's Founders Fund Drops a $4.6 Billion Bomb! Is This the End for IPOs?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 23:55
3 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on a very topsy-turvy week for technology stocks, featuring tariffs, rallies, and enough excitement to make even Teddy dizzy! image

Teddy! My Stocks Went on a Rollercoaster Ride!

Fri 11 April, 2025 20:06
2 minutes to read

Technology stocks surge after a week of market volatility, leaving investors wondering if it's magic or just a temporary charm. image

Have Tech Stocks Been Brewing a Polyjuice Potion!?

Fri 11 April, 2025 18:05
3 minutes to read

A deep dive into how new tariffs are impacting Apple's global manufacturing model and what it could mean for iPhone prices and the broader economy, written from the perspective of yours truly, Taylor Swift. image

Apple's Supply Chain Shook Up By Trade War Are We In Trouble!

Fri 11 April, 2025 16:35
4 minutes to read

UnitedHealth is aggressively demanding immediate repayment of emergency loans given to medical practices after a massive cyberattack, leaving doctors singing the blues and feeling like they're in Toxic situations. image

Oops! UnitedHealth Wants Their Money Back! Are Doctors Saying Hit Me Baby One More Time?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 17:48
3 minutes to read

A look at the week's tech stock rebound, featuring insights and opinions from everyone's favorite greasy-haired gamer, Asmongold. image

Tech Stocks RECOVERING?! Are We FINALLY Gonna Be Okay?

Fri 11 April, 2025 15:53
2 minutes to read