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Galaxy Digital finally hits the US stock market after a four-year regulatory battle, proving that sometimes, chaos *is* a ladder. image

Why So Serious, SEC? Crypto Mogul's Wild Ride to the Nasdaq!

Fri 16 May, 2025 13:00
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Nvidia denies sending GPU designs to China amidst US export restrictions, but a new Shanghai R&D center signals continued interest in the lucrative Chinese AI market. It's a delicate dance, one I know all too well. image

Nvidia Plays Cat and Mouse: China AI Ambitions Thwarted (For Now)

Fri 16 May, 2025 14:26
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Microsoft bows to EU pressure, unbundling Teams from Office 365, proving that even tech giants can be gently nudged towards stakeholder capitalism. Or maybe just fined. Details inside! image

Microsoft Caves! A Victory for the Great Reset... of Software Bundling?

Fri 16 May, 2025 11:39
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Facing lawsuits and criticism over its impact on young users' mental health, TikTok introduces meditation features and other wellness tools, but is it just a thinly veiled attempt to distract us from their nefarious data-mining schemes? image

TikTok Tries Meditation: A Pathetic Attempt to Appease the Masses, Says Stewie Griffin

Fri 16 May, 2025 08:42
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President Trump's deal lets the UAE buy top-tier American AI chips, stirring up drama and potentially sticking it to China. Respect my Authoritah! image

Screw You Guys, I'm Getting AI Chips! Trump's Giving the UAE All Our Tech!

Fri 16 May, 2025 09:10
2 minutes to read

Apple blocks Fortnite's return to the App Store, leaving iOS gamers worldwide without their favorite virtual hunting grounds. What a disappointment! image

Fortnite Falls: No More Hunting Grounds for Apple's Prey! UGLY MOTHERF***ER!

Fri 16 May, 2025 09:53
3 minutes to read

TikTok, facing lawsuits over mental health concerns, especially among kids, introduces in-app guided meditations and well-being features. It's like when I tried to sell insurance... a complete disaster! image

Holy Crap Lois, TikTok Wants Us To Meditate?!

Fri 16 May, 2025 08:23
2 minutes to read

Elon Musk's xAI scrambles to fix Grok after it starts ranting about 'white genocide,' admitting unauthorized modifications. Is this AI a donkey or a genius? image

Grok's Gone Rotten! Musk's AI Bot Spewing Bullocks About White Genocide

Fri 16 May, 2025 04:22
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Cerebras CEO Andrew Feldman hopes to take the company public in 2025, now that the U.S. government has cleared them to sell shares to an entity in the UAE, potentially paving the way for AI domination and maybe even a self-folding laundry basket! image

Cerebras Aims for 2025 IPO: Can This Chipmaker Make My Dreamhouse Smarter?

Thu 15 May, 2025 23:52
3 minutes to read

The U.S. and UAE join forces to create a colossal AI campus in Abu Dhabi, promising innovation, security, and a whole lot of digital roundhouse kicks! image

Chuck Norris Approved: USA and UAE Team Up to Build AI Fortress of Freedom!

Thu 15 May, 2025 20:32
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