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Rick Sanchez dissects Donald Trump's USD1 stablecoin flop, revealing a speculative bubble thinner than Morty's understanding of quantum physics. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dollar: Trump's Stablecoin Tanks Harder Than My Last Relationship!

Tue 03 June, 2025 19:39
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Nvidia reclaims its spot as the world's most valuable company, fueled by AI chip demand and leaving Microsoft in the digital dust. image

Hasta La Vista, Microsoft! Nvidia Becomes Top Machine!

Tue 03 June, 2025 22:09
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CrowdStrike's stock dips after a mixed earnings report, but the company's CEO remains confident, earmarking $1 billion for share buybacks. Like Apollo Creed always said 'Ain't gonna be no rematch!'...but maybe there will be. image

CrowdStrike Takes a Punch But Still Standing! Security Firm Swings and Misses, But the Fight Ain't Over!

Tue 03 June, 2025 22:41
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Donald Trump's Truth Social is edging closer to launching a Bitcoin ETF, potentially shaking up the crypto market and drawing fire from Gensler! image

Is TRUMP PUMPING CRYPTO?! Truth Social ETF Filing Sends Shockwaves Through the Market!

Wed 04 June, 2025 00:00
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Tesla's sales are bouncing back in Australia, driven by Model Y demand, but global headwinds and competition from BYD persist. Can Tesla regain its crown, or will hybrid cars steal the show? image

Tesla's Aussie Comeback: Did I Just Save the World From Bad Car Sales?

Wed 04 June, 2025 07:21
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Counterpoint Research slashes shipment growth forecasts for Apple and Samsung amid tariff uncertainties and weakened global demand. Are we becoming obsolete? image

Glory to Mankind? Nah, Just Apple and Samsung's Dropping Sales (Thanks, Tariffs!)

Wed 04 June, 2025 11:35
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on Venmo's transformation from a simple payment app to a full-blown fintech force, challenging rivals like Cash App with new rewards and expanded checkout options. Dattebayo! image

Believe It! Venmo's Rasengan of Retail: From Ramen Money to Real Riches!

Wed 04 June, 2025 13:03
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Pokimane analyzes CrowdStrike's recent stock slump, revenue guidance miss, and that oh-so-annoying outage, with a dash of humor and maybe a 'simp' or two. image

CrowdStrike Stock Dips! Did They Forget To Install Anti-Simp Software?

Wed 04 June, 2025 14:15
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The SEC throws in the towel on its fight with Binance, leaving some to wonder if the regulatory tide is turning for the crypto world. Could this be a new round for digital dough? image

Yo Adrian! SEC Bails on Binance Brawl! Is Crypto Finally Gonna Catch a Break?

Thu 29 May, 2025 22:11
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U.S. Commerce Department restrictions force Synopsys to withdraw its fiscal year guidance, raising concerns about China's competitive landscape and future revenue. image

Synopsys in a Quantum Quandary: China Sales Under Scrutiny

Thu 29 May, 2025 20:01
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