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CrowdStrike faces turbulence as weak revenue guidance and lingering issues trigger investor jitters despite strong earnings. image

CrowdStrike's Heisenberg Moment: Is the Cybersecurity Empire Crumbling?

Wed 04 June, 2025 15:22
3 minutes to read

Ryan Roslansky gets extra role at Microsoft, to manage Office and M365 Copilot. Will this mean more free time for Quagmire or just more spreadsheets? Giggity! image

Giggity! LinkedIn CEO Gets Promoted to Office Gig - More Time-Saving for Humping?

Wed 04 June, 2025 15:50
2 minutes to read

Stewie Griffin reports on Amazon's massive investment in North Carolina data centers, fueling the AI arms race and creating jobs... or does it? image

Amazon's AI Domination: $10 Billion to Conquer North Carolina!

Wed 04 June, 2025 16:15
3 minutes to read

Zscaler's Q3 earnings surge, driven by AI security and zero-trust adoption, proving that in the cybersecurity world, family (and a strong platform) always wins. image

Zscaler's AI-Fueled Engine Roars: Family, Security, and Earnings in Overdrive!

Fri 30 May, 2025 20:10
3 minutes to read

China cries foul over U.S. export controls on chips, escalating a trade war that's more complex than string theory. Prepare for a Sheldon-esque analysis. image

Bazinga! China Accuses U.S. of Chip Chicanery, a Most Illogical Trade Tiff

Fri 30 May, 2025 17:04
3 minutes to read

Shrek reports on Tesla's wild ride, from Musk's political dalliances to robotaxis in Texas, and tries to make sense of it all, swamp style. image

What in Tarnation is Going On with Tesla? Even This Ogre is Confused!

Fri 30 May, 2025 20:07
3 minutes to read

Iron Man analyzes how stablecoins are becoming Washington's new obsession, attracting politicians, investors, and maybe even a few supervillains. image

Stark Realities: Stablecoins Steal the Show and Washington's Heart!

Fri 30 May, 2025 23:18
4 minutes to read

SEC's Hester Peirce signals a hands-off approach to meme coins like $TRUMP, leaving investors to navigate the crypto market's wilderness alone, while Trump's crypto empire stirs conflict of interest concerns. image

May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor... or Not: SEC's Crypto Stance Leaves Investors in the Arena

Fri 30 May, 2025 23:17
3 minutes to read

Corporate America is catching Bitcoin fever, but Wall Street isn't always convinced. Dwight Schrute investigates the implications for the future of finance and the potential for absolute power. image

Bears. Beets. Bitcoin: Is Everyone Suddenly Schruting Their Assets?

Sat 31 May, 2025 12:37
3 minutes to read

A deep dive into Tony Xu's journey, DoorDash's acquisitions, and whether he's cooking up something more than just food delivery dominance. He is the one who knocks, at your door, with your food. image

DoorDash CEO Tony Xu: From Broke to Billions, a Meth-odical Rise to Power

Sun 01 June, 2025 14:57
3 minutes to read