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Applied Digital scores big with CoreWeave, raking in a projected $7 billion in AI data center leases – time for Predator to upgrade his tech! image

Applied Digital Makes CoreWeave Its Bitch: 7 Billion Reasons to Laugh!

Mon 02 June, 2025 20:05
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Musk's Neuralink bags a hefty funding round to stick more wires in our heads. What could possibly go wrong? image

Neuralink's $650 Million Brain Boost: More Like a Headcrab Than Telepathy?

Mon 02 June, 2025 20:23
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Robinhood's acquisition of Bitstamp signals a strategic pivot towards institutional crypto, aiming for global dominance with a little help from compliant liquidity. image

Robinhood Grabs Bitstamp: From Meme Coins to Master Quest?

Mon 02 June, 2025 21:02
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Longtime Uber executive Pierre-Dimitri Gore-Coty departs, Andrew Macdonald promoted to COO, and Mario investigates the real story! image

It's-a Him... Gone! Uber Exec Leaps From the Mushroom Kingdom!

Mon 02 June, 2025 20:56
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Lara Croft reports from the London debut of SXSW, where tech titans, political jabs, and overpriced socks collide in a Shoreditch showdown. image

SXSW Invades London: More Than Just Socks and AI Overlords!

Tue 03 June, 2025 10:21
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Fred Flinstone reports on Klarna's new Visa debit card, offering a mix of modern finance and prehistoric humor. image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Klarna's New Card Makes Me Wanna Shop (Responsibly, Wilma!)

Tue 03 June, 2025 14:38
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Captain Marvel reports on Jensen Huang's bold claims about the Nintendo Switch 2, just days before its highly anticipated release, blending superheroic commentary with gaming geekiness. image

Higher, Further, Faster: Nvidia's CEO Declares Nintendo Switch 2 'Unlike Anything We've Built Before!'

Tue 03 June, 2025 18:08
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Hulk reports on the robotaxi invasion of Austin, Texas, where companies like Tesla and Waymo battle it out with tiny cars and even tinier brains. image

Hulk Smash Robotaxis! Texas City Becomes Tiny Toy Town For Self-Driving Cars!

Tue 03 June, 2025 16:34
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Magic Eden partners with Trump's meme token team to launch a $TRUMP-branded cryptocurrency wallet, raising eyebrows and questions about the Trump family's growing crypto empire. image

Avengers Assemble! Trump Meme Coin Gets a Crypto Wallet – Is This Hydra's New Gambit?

Tue 03 June, 2025 22:32
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Borat investigates Donald Trump Jr.'s claims about meme coins, crypto, and being 'debanked,' discovering potential for scams and very interesting financial moves. Chenqui! image

Donald Trump Jr. Say 'Is Not My Fault' for Father's Meme Coin Debacle! Very Nice!

Tue 03 June, 2025 18:33
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