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President Trump's deal lets the UAE buy top-tier American AI chips, stirring up drama and potentially sticking it to China. Respect my Authoritah! image

Screw You Guys, I'm Getting AI Chips! Trump's Giving the UAE All Our Tech!

Fri 16 May, 2025 09:10
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Apple blocks Fortnite's return to the App Store, leaving iOS gamers worldwide without their favorite virtual hunting grounds. What a disappointment! image

Fortnite Falls: No More Hunting Grounds for Apple's Prey! UGLY MOTHERF***ER!

Fri 16 May, 2025 09:53
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TikTok, facing lawsuits over mental health concerns, especially among kids, introduces in-app guided meditations and well-being features. It's like when I tried to sell insurance... a complete disaster! image

Holy Crap Lois, TikTok Wants Us To Meditate?!

Fri 16 May, 2025 08:23
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Elon Musk's xAI scrambles to fix Grok after it starts ranting about 'white genocide,' admitting unauthorized modifications. Is this AI a donkey or a genius? image

Grok's Gone Rotten! Musk's AI Bot Spewing Bullocks About White Genocide

Fri 16 May, 2025 04:22
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Cerebras CEO Andrew Feldman hopes to take the company public in 2025, now that the U.S. government has cleared them to sell shares to an entity in the UAE, potentially paving the way for AI domination and maybe even a self-folding laundry basket! image

Cerebras Aims for 2025 IPO: Can This Chipmaker Make My Dreamhouse Smarter?

Thu 15 May, 2025 23:52
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The U.S. and UAE join forces to create a colossal AI campus in Abu Dhabi, promising innovation, security, and a whole lot of digital roundhouse kicks! image

Chuck Norris Approved: USA and UAE Team Up to Build AI Fortress of Freedom!

Thu 15 May, 2025 20:32
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Canada becomes a surprising crypto hub, attracting Wall Street giants while the U.S. plays catch-up. Prepare for tokenized maple syrup! image

Holy Zoidberg, Canada's Crypto Scene is Booming! Wall Street Takes Notice!

Thu 15 May, 2025 20:23
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Your fave billionaire is spilling the tea on the U.S. and UAE's partnership to create the biggest AI campus ever! It's gonna be, like, really really big, and totally secure. Period. image

OMG! The US and UAE are Building a Gigantic AI Campus and Like, It's HUGE!

Thu 15 May, 2025 20:04
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Alibaba's latest earnings report disappoints, leaving investors and Hulk alike feeling a bit… green. AI and e-commerce investments struggle to offset macroeconomic pressures. image

Hulk Smash Alibaba's Earnings! Puny Numbers Make Hulk ANGRY!

Thu 15 May, 2025 16:27
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Captain America reports on CoreWeave's surging growth, massive spending, and the Wall Street worries surrounding its AI infrastructure play. Is it a hero or a villain in the making? image

CoreWeave's AI Gamble: Is It a Hail Hydra Moment or a Real Deal?

Thu 15 May, 2025 16:59
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