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Ace Ventura investigates Tesla's Full Self-Driving promises, the controversies, and the potential robotaxi revolution (or disaster!) image
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Tesla's Full Self-Driving...ARE WE READY FOR ROBOTAXIS OR A ROBOT APOCALYPSE?!

  • Sat 05 April, 2025 13:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Tech giants who backed Trump's 2024 campaign are now facing a market meltdown after his sweeping tariff plan triggers a massive sell-off and IPO delays. image
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Did Trump's Tariff Tantrum Just Cook Silicon Valley's Goose?!

  • Sat 05 April, 2025 12:00
  • 4 minutes to read
Rumors of Elon Musk's departure from a government role send Tesla stock soaring, but the White House denies the claims, leaving investors in a state of 'excellent' uncertainty. image
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Elon Musk DITCHES Trump! Is Tesla Stock FINALLY Safe?!

  • Wed 02 April, 2025 20:04
  • 2 minutes to read
Trump's tariffs are making gadget companies sweat more than Milhouse at a dance, forcing them to scramble for new production spots faster than you can say 'Don't have a cow, man!' image
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Eat My Shorts! Trump's Tariffs Got Gadget Makers Shouting Ay Caramba!

  • Thu 03 April, 2025 19:31
  • 3 minutes to read
Austin Powers reports on Amazon's Project Kuiper satellite launch, a swingin' step towards global broadband domination, baby! image
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Amazon's Satellite Launch Groovy Baby! Will it Beat Dr Evil's Internet Scheme?!

  • Wed 02 April, 2025 18:28
  • 2 minutes to read
Yo, listen up! AppLovin might just be the fresh prince of TikTok, trying to take over the kingdom. But will they succeed in dodging Uncle Sam's ban? image
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TikTok Drama! Will AppLovin Be the Next Bel-Air Resident?!

  • Wed 02 April, 2025 20:02
  • 2 minutes to read
Puss in Boots reports on the Trump family's foray into cryptocurrency, filled with resistance, passion, and perhaps a touch of feline skepticism. image
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Holy Guacamole! The Trumps Are Going Crypto! Will They Strike Gold or Just Another Hairball?

  • Wed 02 April, 2025 19:36
  • 3 minutes to read
Donkey reports on Amazon's bid for TikTok, a deal that might be as surprising as Shrek marrying Fiona! image
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Amazon Wants TikTok! Are They Gonna Be Besties or What!?

  • Wed 02 April, 2025 21:22
  • 2 minutes to read
Bender reports on how Trump's new tariffs caused a major stock drop for tech companies like Apple, Nvidia, and Tesla, because apparently, even robots gotta worry about the economy. Who knew? image
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Bite My Shiny Metal Stocks! Trump's Tariffs Tank Tech Titans!

  • Wed 02 April, 2025 22:13
  • 3 minutes to read
A whimsical report on President Trump's executive order concerning the de minimis trade loophole, tariffs, and the e-commerce giants Temu and Shein, penned by none other than yours truly, Albus Dumbledore. image
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Trump's Trade Tightrope Walk! Is the De Minimis Loophole Finally Closed?

  • Thu 03 April, 2025 02:43
  • 4 minutes to read

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