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Ace Ventura investigates Nvidia's triumphant rise, shaking off China woes and eyeing a robot-filled future. Shazaaam! image

Nvidia is Back, Baby! AI Chip Giant Ascends Throne, China Concerns? NOT!

Fri 27 June, 2025 20:00
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Mr. Bean reports on Coinbase's surprising success, regulatory boosts, and stablecoin shenanigans. Teddy is baffled, and so am I! image

Wot?! Coinbase Does a Bean-tastic Boom in S&P 500!

Fri 27 June, 2025 20:10
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Dwight Schrute reports on Germany's data protection concerns over DeepSeek's AI app and its potential data transfer to China, a clear violation of GDPR and a threat to European security. image

False! DeepSeek's AI Data Grab: A Threat Level Midnight Situation for Germany!

Fri 27 June, 2025 12:07
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The quantum computing race heats up, with billions poured into a technology that promises untold power but currently delivers… well, not much. Is it the next big thing or just a bunch of theoretical Heisenberg? image

Quantum Computing: A Heisenbergian Uncertainty of Riches or Just Another Cooked Scheme?

Fri 27 June, 2025 12:00
3 minutes to read

Nvidia's stock is on a roll, leaving Microsoft and Apple in the dust, thanks to AI and maybe a little bit of robot love. image

Giggity! Nvidia's Stock Soars Higher Than My Hopes on a Friday Night!

Fri 27 June, 2025 16:48
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A crane collapse at SpaceX's Texas facility triggers an OSHA investigation, raising questions about workplace safety and the impact of budget cuts on regulatory oversight. Looks like someone needs a little 'hammer time' to fix this mess! image

SpaceX Crane Down! Is Starbase About to Become Stark-base?

Thu 26 June, 2025 23:54
3 minutes to read

Cristiano Ronaldo reports on Circle's stock surge, fueled by stablecoin adoption and Wall Street's growing interest in crypto, potentially revolutionizing global finance. image

Siiii! Circle Shares Soar Like My Goals, Stablecoins Ready to Conquer Wall Street!

Thu 26 June, 2025 20:43
4 minutes to read

Gordon Ramsay dissects Apple's attempt to sidestep a hefty EU fine with a complicated new fee structure for app developers in Europe. Is it compliance, or a load of bollocks? image

Apple's App Store Fees: A Tart Apple Tart, or Just Plain Rotten?

Thu 26 June, 2025 19:31
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Snoop Dogg reports on Microsoft ditching the infamous Blue Screen of Death for a sleek, new black version, promising faster and easier restarts for Windows 11 users. image

Fo Shizzle, My Nizzle: Windows Blue Screen of Death Goes Black!

Thu 26 June, 2025 20:19
2 minutes to read

AI infrastructure vendor CoreWeave is in talks to acquire the bitcoin mining and hosting provider Core Scientific, sending Core Scientific shares soaring. This news is examined through the eyes of John Rambo. image

Core Scientific Stock Jumps! Rambo Says: 'They Drew First Blood, Now It's Payday!'

Thu 26 June, 2025 20:03
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