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UBS analysts predict potential price hikes of up to $350 for the iPhone 16 Pro Max due to Trump's tariffs, sending Apple's stock into a tailspin. Is this the end of affordable tech, or just another chapter in the ongoing trade war saga? image

iPhone Apocalypse! Will Trump's Tariffs Make You Choose Between Food and the New iPhone?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:12
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Apple Stock Crash! Did Trump's Tariffs Ruin My iPhone Obsession?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:06
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Technology stocks face volatile trading as President Trump defends his tariff plans, causing market uncertainty and potential economic strain. It's like facing a Xenomorph, but with spreadsheets. image

Another Day, Another Nightmare! Tech Stocks in Panic Mode Thanks to Trump's Tariff Tantrum!

Mon 07 April, 2025 14:46
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Gandalf the Grey reports on Apple's victory over the U.K. government's attempt to conceal details of their appeal regarding a 'backdoor' to iPhone users' encrypted data. A tale of privacy, power, and a touch of hobbit-like trickery. image

A Secret No More! Apple Slays U.K. Government's Privacy Dragon!

Mon 07 April, 2025 14:53
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Luffy reports on Nintendo's Switch 2: Bigger, Faster, and delayed by some guy named Trump? Includes a new Mario Kart game! Shishishi! image

SHOCKING! Nintendo's New Switch 2 is FINALLY HERE! But Can I Stretch It Like Gum-Gum?

Mon 07 April, 2025 13:00
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Professor Farnsworth reports on the tech stock's attempt to recover after a devastating selloff triggered by Trump's tariffs, predicting further shenanigans and possibly, the end of the world as we know it! image

Good News Everyone! The Stock Market is Only Mostly Dead!

Mon 07 April, 2025 14:23
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French accounting firm Pennylane secures a massive funding round, doubling its valuation and setting its sights on European domination. Is this the 'empire business' of fintech? image

Pennylane Doubles Valuation! Is This the New Heisenberg of Accounting Software?

Sun 06 April, 2025 22:00
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Apple extends TikTok's stay on the App Store following assurances from Attorney General Pam Bondi, amidst ongoing debates over national security and potential tariff reductions by President Trump. image

Apple Saves TikTok From Great Success! Is Trump Making a Deal?

Sun 06 April, 2025 19:47
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Forrest Gump reports on the wild world of cryptocurrency storage, where fires, wars, and even death can leave your digital coins up in smoke. image

Run Forrest Run! Is Your Bitcoin Safe From Wildfires and Wars?!

Sun 06 April, 2025 14:24
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A look at the growing concerns around cryptocurrency storage, from natural disasters to inheritance complications, and how to secure your digital assets. image

Did Wildfires Steal Your Bitcoin! The Crypto Custody Crisis You Won't Believe!

Sun 06 April, 2025 14:24
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