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Small businesses struggle to afford new weight-loss drugs for employees, while larger companies are offering them. What's a fat, fun-loving guy to do? image

Holy Crap Lois! Weight-Loss Drugs are Breaking the Bank! Will My Employer Cover My Post-Pawtucket Patriot Brewery Gut?!

Thu 30 May, 2024 19:45
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Donald Duck reports on the SBA's new $5 million credit lines for small businesses, designed to be simpler and more attractive than previous offerings. Quack! image

Hot Zounds! Uncle Sam's Giving Away Money! (Almost!)

Tue 04 June, 2024 14:14
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The IRS and Treasury are cracking down on tax loopholes used by complex partnerships, aiming to recover billions from high-end tax abuse. Like Jenny always said, 'Run Forrest, Run!' but this time, it's the IRS running after them! image

Wealthy Taxpayers Beware Uncle Sam is Coming After Your Bubba Gump Shrimp Money!

Mon 17 June, 2024 18:34
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Nonprofits like Hoods to Woods are breaking down barriers and bringing winter sports to underrepresented communities, creating opportunities and fostering inclusivity in the great outdoors. image

Snowboarding Saved My Life! How One Group is Changing the Game for Underserved Youth!

Thu 20 June, 2024 09:34
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A looming tax break expiration threatens millions of businesses, and the Queen of Blades has some thoughts. image

Tax Apocalypse Imminent! Will Your Business Survive?

Tue 16 July, 2024 12:42
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The Democratic National Convention is rolling out the red carpet for digital content creators, giving them special access to influence the narrative. Is this the future of political messaging, or are we all gonna get neuralyzed? image

They're Bringing Creators to Conventions! Is This the End of Journalism as We Know It?!

Mon 19 August, 2024 20:18
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Federal Reserve interest rate cut sparks optimism among small business owners, boosting confidence and investment plans, but inflation remains a threat. image

Shaken Not Stirred! Small Businesses Get a License to Grow After Fed Rate Cut!

Fri 27 September, 2024 18:56
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Homer Simpson reports on how the Federal Reserve's interest rate cuts might (or might not) help small businesses like Moe's Tavern, with a side of political head-scratching. image

Doh! The Feds are Cutting Rates?! Will this Finally Get Me That Duff Brewery?

Sun 29 September, 2024 14:21
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Gordon Ramsay dissects Kamala Harris's campaign strategy to woo back Black and Latino voters with promises of small business support. Will it be a Michelin star performance or a complete kitchen nightmare? image

Is Harris's Small Business Tour Just a Load of Old BOLLOCKS?!

Tue 01 October, 2024 18:00
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After a tough ride, small business owners are feelin' good post-election, but tariffs got 'em trippin'. Is this good times gonna last, or is it just a contact high? image

Small Business Owners are Smokin' Hot with Optimism Post-Election, But Will the Buzz Last?!

Fri 29 November, 2024 17:18
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