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Footwear giant Skechers gets a new pair of shoes as 3G Capital buys out the company, leaving the public market behind. image

Skechers Shaken, Not Stirred: 3G Capital Steps In

Mon 05 May, 2025 13:53
2 minutes to read

Homer Simpson investigates how Dick's Sporting Goods' GameChanger app is making more moolah thanks to kids playing sports. Mmm, sports... image

D'oh! Dick's Sporting Goods and That GameChanger App: More Doughnuts for Everyone?

Sun 04 May, 2025 11:14
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With consumer spending on the brink, retailers are using Trump's tariffs as a marketing ploy, urging shoppers to buy now before prices skyrocket. It's a bloody mess, and someone's gotta sort it out! image

This Trade War Is a Dumpster Fire! Retailers Flirting with Disaster!

Sun 04 May, 2025 12:00
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Fred Flinstone reports on how tariffs on Chinese imports are impacting bridal shops and potentially leading to higher costs for wedding dresses. image

Yabba Dabba Don't! Tariffs Threaten Wilma's Next New Dress!

Sat 03 May, 2025 12:00
3 minutes to read

Snoop D-O-Double G breaks down how Temu, that bargain-basement site, had to switch up its hustle in the US 'cause of Trump's new rules on cheap shipments. No more straight-from-China deals, dawg! image

Fo Shizzle, My Nizzle: Temu Changes the Game After Trump's De Minimis Drama!

Fri 02 May, 2025 19:38
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President Trump's tariff war with China is causing significant disruptions in the supply chain, potentially leading to shortages and higher prices for consumers during upcoming holiday sales events. Prepare for less StoraLid Container Lid Organizers and possibly fewer dolls! image

Bazinga! Tariff Tantrums Threaten To Leave Store Shelves Barer Than Leonard's Understanding of Quantum Physics!

Fri 02 May, 2025 14:54
4 minutes to read

Lara Croft investigates how the U.S.-China trade war threatens to empty store shelves and what it means for holiday shopping. image

Trump's Tariff Tomb: Holiday Havoc Looms as Retailers Brace for Bare Shelves!

Fri 02 May, 2025 14:19
3 minutes to read

Tony Montana dissects the latest market news, from Meta and Microsoft's gains to McDonald's tariff woes, with a healthy dose of sarcasm and street smarts. image

Say Hello to My Little Portfolio: Tony Montana's Take on Wall Street's Wild Ride!

Thu 01 May, 2025 18:47
3 minutes to read

Captain Jack Sparrow navigates the turbulent tides of Wall Street, dissecting market rallies, fast-food woes, and upcoming earnings with a pirate's wit and wisdom. image

Savvy Stocks and Salty Sales: Jack Sparrow's Take on Wall Street's Waves!

Thu 01 May, 2025 18:47
3 minutes to read

McDonald's faces a sales slump in the U.S., but global expansion plans remain surprisingly...optimistic. Is this progress, or just another endless cycle? image

Humanity's Hunger Games: McDonald's Sales Tumble Like a YoRHa Unit in a Logic Virus Outbreak!

Thu 01 May, 2025 12:00
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