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Jeff Bezos cashes out nearly $700 million in Amazon stock, leaving us wondering if he's planning a permanent vacation off-planet after that lavish Venice wedding. image

Bezos Bails Billions: Is Earth's Richest Man Prepping for a Trip to Outer Space... Permanently?

Tue 08 July, 2025 21:47
2 minutes to read

Priyanka Chopra weighs in on Amazon's Prime Day event and how it's battling inflation like a Bollywood action sequence. image

Amazon's Prime Day to the Rescue: Saving Wallets, One Click at a Time!

Tue 08 July, 2025 15:54
3 minutes to read

The online fast fashion giant Shein secretly files for an IPO in Hong Kong, hoping to pressure UK regulators amidst ethical and regulatory scrutiny. image

Shein's Hong Kong Hustle: A Fast Fashion Fable of Regulatory Wrangling

Tue 08 July, 2025 08:26
4 minutes to read

Peter Griffin reports live from the Summer Fancy Food Show where condiments get a makeover, plant-based pretends to be cool, and 'swicy' reigns supreme. Oh, and beef tallow is apparently making a comeback because... reasons. image

Giggity Giggity Goo! Fancy Food Show Goes Wild with Swicy Tallow and Mustards That'll Make You Say 'Freakin' Sweet'!

Fri 04 July, 2025 12:00
2 minutes to read

Retailers breathe a cautious sigh as proposed Vietnam tariffs are reduced, but concerns linger over consumer impact and the long shadow of uncertainty. image

A Shadow of a Deal: Vietnam Tariffs – Not as Dark as Mordor, But Still a Grim Toll

Thu 03 July, 2025 15:53
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Donald Duck reports on how Trump's immigration policies and economic anxieties are causing a dip in Constellation Brands' beer sales, leaving Latinos and others worried about their wallets. image

Aw, Phooey! Trump's Deportations Got My Favorite Brew Sales Sinking Faster Than the Titanic!

Wed 02 July, 2025 20:21
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Burns analyzes Constellation Brands' disappointing quarterly earnings, blaming tariffs, socioeconomic factors, and the general unworthiness of today's consumer. Profit, or be gone! image

Excellent! Constellation Brands' Beer Sales Tank Thanks To Trump! (And Maybe You)

Wed 02 July, 2025 15:34
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Bart Simpson reports on how Trump's tariffs are making stuff more expensive at stores like Macy's and Nordstrom, and who's gonna pay for it? Ay, caramba! image

Eat My Shorts, Prices Are Going Up! Trump's Tariffs Hit Your Wallet Harder Than Milhouse's Head

Wed 02 July, 2025 15:40
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Your favorite swashbuckling gato reports on how Trump's tariffs put a dent in Constellation Brands' treasure chest, but the brewer vows to keep the fiesta going! image

Ay, Chihuahua! Tariffs Bite Constellation Brands Like a Pack of Angry Chihuahuas!

Tue 01 July, 2025 20:53
3 minutes to read

New survey data reveals the e-commerce sector is facing unprecedented challenges due to tariffs, leading to decreased online shopping and adjusted shipping policies. image

This is the Way... Down? Online Shopping Takes a Dive Thanks to Tariffs

Tue 01 July, 2025 18:53
2 minutes to read