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A Salvadoran man's mistaken deportation to El Salvador sparks a legal battle, leaving even Harry Potter baffled by the Ministry of... I mean, the government's incompetence. image

Blimey! Muggle Government Botches Deportation Case Worse Than a Dementor's Kiss!

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:24
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EU leaders urge calm as Trump's tariffs batter markets; Spock analyzes the logical (and illogical) responses. image

Will Trump's Tariffs Cause Economic Havoc in Europe?! Brace Yourselves!

Mon 07 April, 2025 10:59
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Katniss Everdeen reports on the Trump administration's unwavering commitment to tariffs and the global market's reaction, drawing parallels to the Capitol's control and the fight for survival. image

Tariffs Are Coming! Is This the New Reaping?

Sun 06 April, 2025 21:00
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White House officials deny President Trump's intentions to deliberately crash the stock market despite his sharing of a video suggesting such a strategy. image

Is Trump Intentionally Crashing the Stock Market!?! What's Going On!

Sun 06 April, 2025 18:57
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Homer Simpson reports on how budget cuts are making it harder to help folks after that big shaky-shake in Myanmar. Mmm, shaky-shake... image

Doh! Trump Fires Aid Workers During Earthquake Relief?! Blame Canada!

Sun 06 April, 2025 10:20
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A delightfully deranged perspective on Trump's new tariffs, because why so serious? image

Knock Knock! Who's There? CHAOS! Trump's Tariffs Trigger Global Mayhem!

Sat 05 April, 2025 20:31
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A federal judge's order to return a wrongly deported man to the US is challenged, raising questions about executive power and human rights. Geralt comments! image

Deported Man's Fate Hangs in the Balance! Will Justice Prevail?

Sat 05 April, 2025 16:38
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Mr. Burns weighs in on Trump's bewildering tariff formula, finding it even more boneheaded than Smithers' annual performance review. image

Trump's Tariff Formula A SNAFU Even I Can't Believe! Is This the End of Capitalism As We Know It?!

Sat 05 April, 2025 17:23
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A nationwide uproar as citizens protest Trump and Musk's policies on government downsizing, social security, and human rights. Ay, caramba! image

Eat My Shorts Trump and Musk Face Massive Protests Across the USA!

Sat 05 April, 2025 17:56
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Dwight Schrute investigates the Senate's budget blueprint, tax cuts, and potential spending cuts – all while keeping an eye out for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica. image

Is the Government Trying to Bamboozle Us With Numbers!?

Sat 05 April, 2025 11:01
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