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Treasury Secretary Bessent pitches Trump's economic vision to global investors, promising a 'harvest' of profits amid trade deal negotiations. image

Trump's 'Harvest Time': Raiders of the Lost Trade Deals!

Mon 05 May, 2025 16:23
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Fred Flintstone reports on the President's surprising take on tariffs and toy availability, suggesting maybe we all need fewer things... Yabba Dabba Doo?! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Prez Says Less Dolls, More Rocks?!

Mon 05 May, 2025 15:51
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The Department of Homeland Security is offering $1,000 and travel assistance to unauthorized immigrants who volunteer to self-deport. Is this a cosmic level bargain or a galactic goof? image

Higher, Further, Faster... Gone! DHS Pays Immigrants to Skedaddle!

Mon 05 May, 2025 15:59
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Friedrich Merz vows reforms and investments as Germany's centrist parties sign a coalition agreement, but will this new government be a Michelin-star experience or a kitchen nightmare? image

Germany's New Dish: Is Merz's Coalition Agreement a Recipe for Disaster or Delicious Success?

Mon 05 May, 2025 13:38
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Like Apollo Creed in his prime, NPR and PBS are ready to rumble against funding cuts, protectin' local news and the Sesame Street gang. image

Yo Adrian! Trump's Throwin' Punches at Public TV and Radio!

Sun 04 May, 2025 18:01
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President Trump claims economic highs while conveniently attributing any lows to his predecessor. Tariffs, apparently, are the key to untold riches. Oh, and kids don't need that many dolls. image

Good News Everyone! Trump Takes Credit (and Blames Biden, Naturally)

Sun 04 May, 2025 14:05
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The White House's latest foray into AI-generated imagery depicts Donald Trump as the Pope, sparking outrage and amusement. As if we didn't have enough to worry about! image

Trump as Pope? Honestly, What Fresh Hell is This?

Sat 03 May, 2025 14:12
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Despite Trump's warning against using Signal after the 'Signalgate' leak, some of his officials, including Mike Waltz, appear to be using a modified version of the app for communications. Curiouser and curiouser! image

Signalgate 2.0: Even Trump's Guys Can't Resist a Little Encrypted Chatting! (Shh, Don't Tell)

Fri 02 May, 2025 20:10
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Trump administration escalates feud with Harvard, threatening to revoke tax-exempt status over alleged antisemitism and discrimination. Hulk SMASH? image

Hulk Smash Harvard? Trump Threatens Tax-Exempt Status! Hulk Not Sure How To Feel!

Fri 02 May, 2025 14:02
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Captain America analyzes Trump's latest jabs at the Federal Reserve, questioning presidential influence and economic stability with a dose of patriotic skepticism. image

Cap's Take: Trump's Truth Social Rant - Is the Fed Our Next Ultron?

Fri 02 May, 2025 13:55
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