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Iron Man reports on the latest diplomatic squabble between Russia and Ukraine, highlighting broken ceasefires, accusations, and the ever-elusive prospect of peace. image

Russia and Ukraine Playing the Blame Game Again! Is Peace Just a Pipe Dream?!

Sun 13 April, 2025 09:10
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A Maryland man was mistakenly deported to El Salvador and is now stuck in a crazy prison, and the government is playing dumb. It's not cool, dudes! image

Dude! Trump Totally Screwed This Guy Over Big Time! Respect My Authoritah!

Sat 12 April, 2025 22:08
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Iran and the United States resume negotiations over Iran's nuclear program, marking the first direct talks since the Obama era, amidst high stakes and mutual warnings. image

Iran and US Nuclear Talks! A Link to Peace or a Triforce of Trouble?!

Sat 12 April, 2025 16:28
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Iran and the U.S. are back at the negotiation table over Tehran's nuclear program, with both sides tiptoeing around disaster and possible airstrikes. Get schwifty! image

Iran and the US Talking Nukes Again! Are We All Gonna Die?!

Sat 12 April, 2025 15:55
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Turns out, even the Hokage-level decisions of trade wars can get a Rasengan of common sense. Tech devices get a reprieve from Trump's tariffs, dodging a potential Hidden Leaf-level disaster! image

Believe It! Trump's Tariffs Just Did a Shadow Clone Jutsu... on Your Phone!

Sat 12 April, 2025 14:24
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Puss in Boots reports on the firing of Peter Carr, a former spokesman for special counsels investigating President Trump, amidst ongoing political drama. image

Holy Frijoles! Trump Strikes Back at DOJ... Is This the End?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 21:20
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A federal judge is demanding daily updates from the Justice Department on their efforts to bring back a man deported to El Salvador due to an administrative mishap, leading to a comedic clash of bureaucracy and justice! image

Holy Criminal Deportation Batman! Is the US Government Playing a Real-Life Rush Hour?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 19:42
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Luigi Mangione's lawyer fights to block the death penalty in the Brian Thompson murder case, claiming due process violations by U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi! Allllrighty Then! image

Holy Testicle Tuesday Will Luigi Mangione Face the Ultimate Penalty?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 20:23
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The Department of Justice faces scrutiny after missing a court-imposed deadline to detail its plan for returning a wrongly deported individual from El Salvador, leading to further legal wrangling. image

The DOJ Just Missed a Deadline! You Won't Believe What Happened Next!

Fri 11 April, 2025 17:18
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Donald Trump secures deals with five law firms for $600 million in pro bono work, focusing on veterans, anti-Semitism, and fairness in the justice system. I'm shook! image

Trump Just Got $600 Million in Free Legal Work! Is This My Next Business Venture?

Fri 11 April, 2025 17:20
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