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Dwight Schrute reports on the upcoming US-China trade talks, examining the potential for de-escalation and the pursuit of fair trade, all while maintaining the highest standards of beet-related security. image

Bears. Beets. Bilateral Trade! Schrute Farms Investigates US-China Economic Summit

Wed 07 May, 2025 00:01
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U.S. officials go to Switzerland to talk trade with China. Hulk think they need Hulk to smash problems, not talk! image

Hulk Smash Trade War? Tiny Men Talk in Tiny Country!

Tue 06 May, 2025 22:25
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President Trump takes a surprising turn on trade, questioning the need for deals and frustrating markets, leaving investors and business leaders on the edge. image

Trump to Trade Partners: 'They Drew First Blood, Not Me!' Deals Optional, Says President

Tue 06 May, 2025 20:00
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Puss in Boots reports on how a Republican Senator's 'no' may spell doom for Ed Martin's nomination as U.S. Attorney for D.C., citing his stance on Jan. 6 cases. image

Un Gatito No! Trump's Attorney Pick Faces Feline Fury in DC Confirmation Fight!

Tue 06 May, 2025 18:15
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Prime Minister Carney tells Trump that Canada is NOT for sale, leading to some spicy back-and-forth and trade talk tensions. Could someone get me a waffle? image

Canada Ain't No Duloc! Trump Gets a Royal Rejection (and Maybe Needs a Hug)

Tue 06 May, 2025 18:16
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Bender reports on Trump's surprising shift on trade deals, where he now claims the U.S. doesn't need to sign them, despite his administration's previous promises. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Trade Agreement! Trump Says Deals? Who Needs 'Em!

Tue 06 May, 2025 18:11
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Trump accuses Canada of taking advantage of the US in trade, just before meeting Prime Minister Mark Carney – and it's messier than my last contouring attempt. image

OMG! Trump Thinks Canada's a Freeloading BFF...Like, What?

Tue 06 May, 2025 16:05
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Lara Croft reports on the UK and India's new trade agreement, a beacon of cooperation in a world grappling with trade wars and external shocks. Time to dust off my passport and check out these markets! image

Blimey! Britain and India Seal Trade Deal Amidst Global Trade Tensions - Lara Croft Investigates!

Tue 06 May, 2025 13:45
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After a rocky start, Friedrich Merz becomes Germany's new chancellor, promising changes that might even impress Wilma! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Friedrich Merz is the New Top Rock in Germany!

Tue 06 May, 2025 14:24
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Friedrich Merz's bid for German Chancellorship hits a snag, leaving political donkeys like myself wondering 'What now?' image

Hold the Onions! German Chancellor Dreams Dashed! Is This Thing On?

Tue 06 May, 2025 09:08
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