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In a development that is, frankly, quite illogical given the complexities of geopolitics, President Trump has offered to mediate between India and Pakistan. I, Sheldon Cooper, PhD, provide my uniquely qualified (and utterly indispensable) commentary. image

Bazinga! Trump Offers to Mediate India-Pakistan Spat; Sheldon Cooper Weighs In (Naturally)

Wed 07 May, 2025 20:30
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Shrek reports on Trump's withdrawal of Dr. Nesheiwat's nomination for Surgeon General, filled with more twists than a gingerbread man's spine and a whole lotta 'what the donkey?!' moments. image

What In Tarnation?! Trump Swaps Docs Like Donkey Changes His Mind About Waffles!

Wed 07 May, 2025 22:09
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Amidst trade war tensions, Trump refuses to budge on tariffs ahead of crucial U.S.-China talks, leaving the future of economic relations uncertain. image

Trump Stays Firm on China Tariffs: Is This a 'Move Fast and Break Things' Moment?

Wed 07 May, 2025 18:56
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A Republican candidate's six-month crusade to overturn a state Supreme Court election in North Carolina ends with a concession, averting a potential crisis of democratic legitimacy. Order, it seems, has been restored to a small corner of the universe. image

Clean Your Room, North Carolina: GOP Candidate Finally Concedes, Chaos Averted (For Now)

Wed 07 May, 2025 19:45
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Former Senator David Perdue steps into the role of U.S. Ambassador to China as trade tensions escalate, proving even diplomacy can't escape the Zerg rush of international relations. image

Trump Sends 'His Man' to China Amidst Trade Wars: 'That's One Ugly Negotiation'

Wed 07 May, 2025 20:02
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The Trump administration is reportedly planning to rename the Persian Gulf to the Arabian Gulf, stirring the pot in the Middle East just in time for a visit. Chaos is a ladder, wouldn't you agree? image

Why So Serious About a Gulf Name Change? Trump's Little Game with Iran!

Wed 07 May, 2025 16:56
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As tensions escalate between the US and China over tariffs, the Dark Knight analyzes the high-stakes negotiations and potential global impact, because everyone's business is Batman's business. image

Tariff Tussle: Gotham's Dark Knight Weighs In On US-China Trade War!

Wed 07 May, 2025 18:06
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Europe is gearing up for a potential trade war with the U.S., threatening countermeasures if tariff negotiations fail. Giggity Giggity Goo! image

Giggity! EU Prepares to Spank Uncle Sam with Trade Retaliation!

Wed 07 May, 2025 15:37
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The EU is gearing up to announce countermeasures to U.S. tariffs, signaling a potential escalation in global trade tensions. Oh, the drama! image

EU Readies Retaliation: Prepare for Global Trade Wars, Darlings!

Wed 07 May, 2025 16:22
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Friedrich Merz takes the helm in Germany after a bumpy start, facing economic woes and coalition tensions. Agent J investigates if Earth's biggest economy is ready for the challenge. image

Friedrich's Rocky Ride: Is Germany's New Leader About to Get Neuralyzed?

Wed 07 May, 2025 11:55
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