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Mr. Burns weighs in on Trump's bewildering tariff formula, finding it even more boneheaded than Smithers' annual performance review. image

Trump's Tariff Formula A SNAFU Even I Can't Believe! Is This the End of Capitalism As We Know It?!

Sat 05 April, 2025 17:23
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A nationwide uproar as citizens protest Trump and Musk's policies on government downsizing, social security, and human rights. Ay, caramba! image

Eat My Shorts Trump and Musk Face Massive Protests Across the USA!

Sat 05 April, 2025 17:56
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Dwight Schrute investigates the Senate's budget blueprint, tax cuts, and potential spending cuts – all while keeping an eye out for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica. image

Is the Government Trying to Bamboozle Us With Numbers!?

Sat 05 April, 2025 11:01
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China and the U.S. engage in a trade war, causing market turmoil and raising concerns about global economic stability. Captain America weighs in with his unique perspective. image

Is This The End of the World As We Know It!?! Tariff Wars Rage On!

Sat 05 April, 2025 10:19
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Amidst growing pressure from Beijing and an antitrust review, CK Hutchison's sale of Panama Canal port operations to a BlackRock-led group hits a snag, leaving the future of the deal hanging in the balance. image

Is This Panama Canal Deal Going to Hell!?

Sat 29 March, 2025 15:24
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U.S. Defense Secretary emphasizes Japan's crucial role in countering Chinese aggression, plans to bolster military cooperation despite past tensions. image

Is Japan the Key to Stopping China! You Won't Believe What the U.S. is Planning!

Sun 30 March, 2025 10:18
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Wonder Woman investigates President Trump's proposed tariffs, their potential impact on the U.S. economy, and the global response. image

Is Trump's 'Liberation Day' Really Freeing America or Just Our Wallets?!

Sun 30 March, 2025 18:09
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Doctor Evil analyzes the potential economic chaos as Trump's tariff plan casts a shadow of uncertainty over global markets, threatening a stagflationary doom... or is it? image

Trump's Reciprocal Tariffs! Are We Headed for Another Ice Age?

Mon 31 March, 2025 10:24
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President Trump introduces 'reciprocal tariffs' targeting all countries, causing economic uncertainty and market fluctuations, a situation that requires a careful and logical analysis. image

Trump's Tariff Plan: Illogical or a Brilliant Gambit?!

Thu 03 April, 2025 13:56
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An Indiana University computer science professor is fired amidst an FBI investigation, leaving the academic community baffled and demanding answers. What secrets is he hiding? image

Professor Vanishes Faster Than a Niffler in Gringotts Vault! FBI Involved!

Mon 31 March, 2025 22:28
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