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A federal judge ruled that the White House can't bar Associated Press reporters from the Oval Office and Air Force One, citing First Amendment concerns. Yeah, baby! image

Groovy Baby! White House Gets a Telling Off! Can They Dig It?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 22:11
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The Justice Department is ditching their crypto crime squad to chase after bigger baddies using digital dough – cartels and terrorists, oh my! image

Eat My Shorts Crypto Cops Gone Wild! Justice Department Bails on Bitcoin Busts!

Tue 08 April, 2025 13:44
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The U.S. Justice Department is ditching its crypto squad to chase after baddies funding their nefarious schemes with digital dosh. Oh, behave! image

Groovy Justice or Just a Load of Shagging Crypto Crap?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 13:44
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A Salvadoran man's mistaken deportation to El Salvador sparks a legal battle, leaving even Harry Potter baffled by the Ministry of... I mean, the government's incompetence. image

Blimey! Muggle Government Botches Deportation Case Worse Than a Dementor's Kiss!

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:24
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EU leaders urge calm as Trump's tariffs batter markets; Spock analyzes the logical (and illogical) responses. image

Will Trump's Tariffs Cause Economic Havoc in Europe?! Brace Yourselves!

Mon 07 April, 2025 10:59
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Katniss Everdeen reports on the Trump administration's unwavering commitment to tariffs and the global market's reaction, drawing parallels to the Capitol's control and the fight for survival. image

Tariffs Are Coming! Is This the New Reaping?

Sun 06 April, 2025 21:00
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White House officials deny President Trump's intentions to deliberately crash the stock market despite his sharing of a video suggesting such a strategy. image

Is Trump Intentionally Crashing the Stock Market!?! What's Going On!

Sun 06 April, 2025 18:57
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Homer Simpson reports on how budget cuts are making it harder to help folks after that big shaky-shake in Myanmar. Mmm, shaky-shake... image

Doh! Trump Fires Aid Workers During Earthquake Relief?! Blame Canada!

Sun 06 April, 2025 10:20
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A delightfully deranged perspective on Trump's new tariffs, because why so serious? image

Knock Knock! Who's There? CHAOS! Trump's Tariffs Trigger Global Mayhem!

Sat 05 April, 2025 20:31
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A federal judge's order to return a wrongly deported man to the US is challenged, raising questions about executive power and human rights. Geralt comments! image

Deported Man's Fate Hangs in the Balance! Will Justice Prevail?

Sat 05 April, 2025 16:38
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