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Former President Biden diagnosed with aggressive prostate cancer; political figures offer support amid concerns about his health and legacy. It's showtime, folks! image

Biden's Got a 'Situation': Prostate Cancer Diagnosis Shakes Political Landscape

Sun 18 May, 2025 22:06
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Old man Biden gets some bad news, but he's not giving up without a fight! Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts, Cancer! Biden Battles Back!

Sun 18 May, 2025 20:20
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Speaker Johnson scrambles to salvage a budget bill after a committee setback, facing deadlines and dissent from both sides. I hope they have booze in that bill! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Budget: Politicians Bicker Over Billions, As Usual!

Sun 18 May, 2025 15:43
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Mike Pence ain't happy about Trump's potential new Air Force One from Qatar. Claims it's a national security disaster, I say it's just business. image

Say Hello to My Little Airplane! Trump's Qatar Gift is a Big Pile of...

Sun 18 May, 2025 14:01
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Poland's presidential election could swing the nation towards or away from Europe, reminding me that sometimes the only way to be sure is to vote... or nuke it from orbit. image

Another Day, Another Xenomorph... I Mean, Election: Poland Chooses Its Fate!

Sun 18 May, 2025 06:15
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Donald Trump plans to call Putin and Zelenskyy to broker a ceasefire, aiming to stop the 'bloodbath' – will he pull off the ultimate challenge? image

Trump Says He'll End War...Or At Least Make a Viral Video Trying!

Sat 17 May, 2025 16:05
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A U.S. appeals court has lifted an injunction, potentially stripping union rights from hundreds of thousands of federal workers, citing national security concerns, a decision that evokes both logic and... human emotion. image

Fascinating! Earth Court Ruling Impacts Unionized Federal Employees

Sat 17 May, 2025 11:27
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Spidey reports on efforts to maintain the India-Pakistan ceasefire, prevent escalation, and address tensions, with a side of political zingers and web-slinging wisdom. image

Great Responsibility? Britain and the US Team Up to Keep India and Pakistan From, You Know, Blowing Each Other Up!

Sat 17 May, 2025 10:27
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Foreign Minister Lammy's visit to Pakistan highlights efforts to ensure a lasting ceasefire and dialogue between India and Pakistan, with the UK and US playing key roles. Sounds like a job for a Spartan, wouldn't you agree? image

Hold onto Your Helmets: UK and US Team Up for India-Pakistan Ceasefire!

Sat 17 May, 2025 07:47
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An Alabama man faces the music for his part in the SEC's X account hack, a tale of Bitcoin spikes, digital deception, and questionable cybersecurity practices. image

SEC Twitter Hack: A Bitcoin Blunder and a Bit of a Bungle!

Fri 16 May, 2025 21:42
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