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Ay, Caramba! "60 Minutes" Loses Its Independence, a Cat's-Eye View of Corporate Shenanigans!

Mon 28 April, 2025 15:21
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Putin declares a ceasefire for Victory Day, leading to skepticism and diplomatic maneuvering. Meanwhile, I ponder the perfect outfit for a potential peace parade – or at least a really good sale. image

From Ceasefires to Designer Shoes: Putin's Pause and My Own Fashion Week Dilemma

Mon 28 April, 2025 14:00
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Lara Croft analyzes Putin's declared ceasefire in Ukraine, questioning motives and anticipating potential pitfalls with a dose of historical perspective and wry observation. image

Putin's Peace Offering? A Tomb Raider's Take on Russia's Ceasefire

Mon 28 April, 2025 12:06
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Crooked polls are trying to say my approval is down? Sad! We're winning so big, you wouldn't believe it. The economy is the best it's ever been, folks! image

Fake News Polls? I Don't Think So! The Real Numbers Are HUGE!

Sun 27 April, 2025 19:17
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Marco Rubio reveals Trump's reluctance to sanction Russia, hoping for a diplomatic end to the Ukraine conflict. Is peace a Fatality or a Friendship? image

Toasty Diplomacy? Trump's Ukraine Strategy Under Fire!

Sun 27 April, 2025 15:28
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The annual White House Correspondents' Dinner trades laughs for journalistic integrity, leaving a certain perverted neighbor feeling a tad disappointed. No Trump, no jokes, just the First Amendment...and I'm pretty sure that's not a euphemism. image

Giggity! White House Correspondents' Dinner Goes Mild, Leaves Me Feeling Blue!

Sun 27 April, 2025 10:30
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Despite continued negotiations and cautious optimism from both sides, a decades-long standoff between Iran and the United States remains, fraught with peril and mistrust, reminiscent of the tensions between Mordor and Gondor. image

A Shadow of Doubt Looms Over Iran Nuclear Talks: Can Mordor and Gondor Find Peace?

Sun 27 April, 2025 07:56
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Donald Trump raises doubts about Vladimir Putin's commitment to ending the war in Ukraine, hinting at stronger sanctions after meeting with Volodymyr Zelenskyy. image

Hasta la vista, Baby, to War? Trump Questions Putin's Intentions in Ukraine

Sat 26 April, 2025 15:49
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President Trump and Zelenskyy meet in Rome amidst Pope Francis's funeral, sparking hope for a monumental breakthrough in the Russia-Ukraine conflict. Tremendous! image

Trump Triumphs in Vatican: Huge Progress Towards a Fantastic Peace Deal!

Sat 26 April, 2025 12:14
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Austin Powers reports on the unlikely reunion of Trump and Zelenskyy at Pope Francis's funeral, where peace talks got a whole lotta 'shagadelic' complications. Oh, behave! image

Yeah, Baby! Trump and Zelenskyy Get Their Groove On (Again!) At Pope's Funeral! Groovy!

Sat 26 April, 2025 10:17
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