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French President Macron calls for a new coalition to avoid being crushed between the U.S. and China. This Scorpion fears the consequences for all realms! image

GET OVER HERE! Macron Warns of US-China Rift: Will Earthrealm Survive?

Sat 31 May, 2025 00:09
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Jackie Chan gives his take on Elon Musk's departure from his government role, packed with humor, satire, and action movie wisdom. image

Elon Musk's Government Gig: More Like Rumble in the Bronx Than Rush Hour!

Sun 01 June, 2025 19:20
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Ace Ventura dives deep into the swamp of Elon Musk's White House presser, where dodging questions is an Olympic sport and the New York Times is public enemy number one! image

Alllllrighty Then! Elon Musk Dodges Drug Questions Like a Flipper in a Hurricane!

Fri 30 May, 2025 21:47
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Mr. Bean reports on the US President's attempt to defund PBS, sparking a legal battle over editorial independence and potentially leaving Teddy without his favourite shows. image

Trump Tries to Pull the Plug on PBS! Teddy's Having a Right Fit!

Mon 02 June, 2025 12:44
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As tensions escalate in the Indo-Pacific, a stark warning echoes: prepare for a fight against China if deterrence fails. Sarah Connor analyzes the impending storm. image

Judgment Day Looms: Pentagon Chief Warns of US-China Showdown

Sat 31 May, 2025 04:33
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A federal judge blocks Trump admin from invalidating work permits for 5,000 Venezuelans after Supreme Court ruling on TPS. image

Say Hello to My Little Friend...Staying! Judge Blocks Trump's Venezuelan Deportation Order

Sat 31 May, 2025 12:44
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Iran's secret nuclear activities, unearthed by the U.N. nuclear watchdog, potentially leading to international kerfuffles and further complicating nuclear talks. Savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Iran's Nuclear Shenanigans Uncovered!

Sat 31 May, 2025 12:50
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Chuck Norris breaks down the steel tariff showdown, where Trump's trade tactics spark international backlash and legal battles. image

Trump Doubles Down on Steel Tariffs: EU and Unions Feel the Roundhouse Kick!

Sat 31 May, 2025 16:11
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Germany's new Chancellor Merz is off to Washington to chat with President Trump about Ukraine, trade wars, and probably the best way to grill a Bratwurst. Let's hope he doesn't offer Trump any Brain Slugs! image

Merz Meets Trump: Will Diplomacy Save Us From Tariff Armageddon?

Sat 31 May, 2025 21:23
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National Economic Council director Kevin Hassett suggests Trump and Xi may speak about trade soon, but tensions remain high after accusations of agreement violations. image

Trump and Xi: Will They Talk or Will They Walk? A Matrix Perspective on Trade

Sun 01 June, 2025 15:55
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