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Bender reports on the White House's 'Trump Time' approach to trade negotiations with India, which is apparently faster than a penguin on fire. Deals are close, maybe done, but who knows? It's all very confusing, just like human emotions. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Trade Deal: Trump Time vs. India Time

Wed 30 April, 2025 18:34
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Elon Musk's DOGE project claims $160 billion in savings, but experts are skeptical, and Mario's got a few mushrooms to share on the matter! image

Elon Musk's Government Efficiency Savings? Mamma Mia, That's a-Not What He Promised!

Wed 30 April, 2025 18:05
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on the curious case of a 'best negative' GDP, where numbers dance like shieldmaidens and tariffs sing a siren's song. image

Odin's Beard! American Economy Shivers Like a Viking in Winter!

Wed 30 April, 2025 15:54
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Tony Montana reports on Trump's economic blame game after GDP drop: tariffs, booms, and bad numbers – pure, unadulterated bullshit if you ask me. image

Trump Says 'Say Hello to the Bad Numbers!' Economy Tanks, He Blames Biden - I Tell You What's Bad Numbers!

Wed 30 April, 2025 14:23
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SPD's Lars Klingbeil unexpectedly tackles Germany's finances, juggling rock music, Bayern Munich fandom, and a hefty 569 billion euro fund. image

From Rock 'n' Roll to Reichsbank: Germany's New Finance Guru Klingbeil!

Wed 30 April, 2025 09:38
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A satirical look at Donald Trump's first 100 days of his second term, marked by executive orders, controversial policies, and Elon Musk's influence. image

Trump's First 100 Days: A Golden Age or a Descent into Chaos? Buckle Up, Buttercup.

Tue 29 April, 2025 21:51
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Donkey reports on the latest whispers from the swamp – a possible trade deal between the US and India, and it's lookin' like somebody's gonna get a good deal! image

Trump and India: Is a Sweet Trade Deal in the Making (Like a Waffle in the Morning)?

Tue 29 April, 2025 20:01
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Former President Trump reportedly pressured Jeff Bezos and Amazon over tariff displays, leading to a swift reversal of the plan. Seems like some things never change, huh? image

Trump Calls Out Amazon, Bezos Backtracks Faster Than I Write a Breakup Song

Tue 29 April, 2025 18:06
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Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent hints at imminent trade deal with India, talks progress with Japan and South Korea, excluding China from the initial round. image

Oops!...They Did It Again! U.S. and India Teasing a Trade Deal... Hit Me Baby One More Time!

Tue 29 April, 2025 17:41
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Commerce Secretary Lutnick hints at a mysterious, nearly-finalized trade agreement, sending Wall Street into a Kryptonian frenzy of optimism... or is it? image

Up, Up, and Away...With Trade Deals! (But Shhh, It's a Secret!)

Tue 29 April, 2025 18:26
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