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After a rocky start, Friedrich Merz becomes Germany's new chancellor, promising changes that might even impress Wilma! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Friedrich Merz is the New Top Rock in Germany!

Tue 06 May, 2025 14:24
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Friedrich Merz's bid for German Chancellorship hits a snag, leaving political donkeys like myself wondering 'What now?' image

Hold the Onions! German Chancellor Dreams Dashed! Is This Thing On?

Tue 06 May, 2025 09:08
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Friedrich Merz, seemingly not a dragon rider, falls short in his bid for the German Chancellery. The game continues. image

Winter is Coming... To the German Chancellery? Merz Fails to Seize the Iron Throne (For Now)

Tue 06 May, 2025 08:14
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A federal judge rules to keep disputed ballots in the 2024 North Carolina Supreme Court race count, potentially securing a Democratic victory and safeguarding the sanctity of the democratic process. Bears. Beets. Ballots. image

Beet Farmers Beware! Judge Upholds Election Integrity in North Carolina Supreme Court Race!

Tue 06 May, 2025 01:17
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A look at the proposed tariffs on foreign films and their potential impact, analyzed with a dash of Virat Kohli's perspective. image

Hollywood's Hit Wicket: Trump's Tariff Threat – Is This the End of Overseas Blockbusters?

Mon 05 May, 2025 22:19
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Even Credit Suisse can't escape the long arm of the law! $511 million penalty for helping rich folks hide their money? Sounds like someone needs a 'Siuuu!' wake-up call! image

Credit Suisse Penalty? Don't Worry About Me, Worry About Being Second Best!

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:05
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Lionel Messi weighs in on the CFTC's surprising retreat from its appeal against KalshiEx, questioning the implications of betting on U.S. elections. image

CFTC Dumps Election Betting Fight: Is Someone Playing Games?

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:55
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Mr. Burns analyzes Trump's proposed 100% tariff on foreign films, seeing a golden opportunity to exploit Hollywood's woes and expand his empire, while taking potshots at incompetent governors and those pesky unions. image

Excellent! Trump's Tariff Plan To Make Hollywood Great Again...Or Mine!

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:15
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Nineteen states and D.C. are fighting back against the Trump administration's plan to slash jobs and programs at the Department of Health and Human Services. Ay, caramba! image

Eat My Shorts, Government! States Sue Over Massive Health Department Layoffs

Mon 05 May, 2025 18:32
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Austin Powers investigates the TeleMessage security breach affecting government officials and whether it threatens national secrets... Yeah, baby! image

Groovy Baby! TeleMessage Hacked! Is Your Mojo Safe?

Mon 05 May, 2025 19:56
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