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Rocky Balboa reports on the escalating feud between Trump and Newsom as Marines mobilize amidst protests, lawsuits, and accusations of authoritarianism. It's a real heavyweight bout! image

Yo Adrian! Trump and Newsom Throwin' Punches Over California's National Guard!

Mon 09 June, 2025 21:35
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Dell Technologies promises $1,000 match for new employee children's 'Trump Accounts', while other CEOs cautiously support the government savings program. image

Kamehame-HA! Dell's Power Up: $1000 Trump Account Boost for Baby Saiyans!

Mon 09 June, 2025 20:15
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Chaos in California as Trump threatens to arrest Newsom, deploys Marines, and Newsom sues. It's crazier than the time I fought Liam Neeson! image

Holy Crap Lois! Trump Wants to Arrest Newsom and Deploy the Marines! Giggity Giggity!

Mon 09 June, 2025 20:20
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President Trump's recent comments about arresting California Governor Gavin Newsom have sparked outrage and legal action, raising concerns about authoritarianism and the misuse of presidential power. image

Trump Threatens Newsom's Arrest: Is This the New 'Avada Kedavra' of American Politics?

Mon 09 June, 2025 18:25
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Top trade officials from the U.S. and China are pow-wowing in London to try and sort out their ongoing trade beef. Will they shake on it, or will things get worse than Milhouse trying to impress Lisa? image

Eat My Shorts, Trade War! Trump's Guys Meet China in London!

Mon 09 June, 2025 15:18
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Top CEOs pledge billions to Trump accounts for employees' kids, making fiscal responsibility... sexy! image

Groovy Baby! Trump Accounts Get a 'Yeah, Baby!' Boost From Big Swinging CEOs!

Mon 09 June, 2025 15:34
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Trump federalizes National Guard in Los Angeles amid immigration protests, sparking controversy and a whole lotta confusion. Is this going to be like trying to give away a million dollars? image

California Chaos: Trump Deploys National Guard! (But Why?)

Mon 09 June, 2025 11:51
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Your favorite President is sending his best people to London to negotiate a deal with China. It's gonna be HUGE! image

China Trade Talks: We're Gonna Make a Deal, the Best Deal!

Mon 09 June, 2025 07:39
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Renewed U.S.-China trade talks in London, led by Scott Bessent, offer a glimmer of hope amidst escalating tensions and a potential economic apocalypse. Or is it just deja vu? image

Follow the White Rabbit... to London: Will Trade Talks Save Us From the Machines?

Mon 09 June, 2025 00:02
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Trump's latest travel restrictions target a dozen nations, sparking controversy and raising questions about national security. Time to kick some gum and chew ass... and maybe rethink those vacation plans. image

Hail to the King, Baby! Trump Drops New Travel Ban!

Sun 08 June, 2025 23:05
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