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Trump's thrilled about the new American Pope Leo XIV, even though the guy's kinda called him out before. Everyone's trying to be nice, but I know what's really going on... image

Respect My Authoritah! Trump Kisses Up to American Pope While Liberals Get All Mushy!

Thu 08 May, 2025 19:21
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Donald Trump celebrates Robert Francis Prevost's election as Pope Leo XIV, the first American pontiff, despite past criticisms from the new Pope's social media. image

Holy Goal! Trump Cheers First American Pope – But Did He Forget Those Pesky Tweets?

Thu 08 May, 2025 18:19
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President Trump criticizes Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell over interest rate policy, comparing him unfavorably to other central banks and questioning his loyalty. image

Fool, Powell Is! Trump Rages at Fed Chief's Rate Stance

Thu 08 May, 2025 15:55
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A tongue-in-cheek look at Trump's trade agreement with the UK, filled with more questions than answers and a dash of Bill Gates' humor. image

Trump's UK Trade Deal: Is it a BSOD or a Breakthrough?

Thu 08 May, 2025 15:54
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Donald Trump announces a 10% minimum tariff for countries seeking trade deals with the U.S., but is it really a *lewk*? image

OMG! Trump's Tariff Tea: Is 10% the New Black?

Thu 08 May, 2025 15:57
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The former President withdraws Ed Martin's nomination for DC prosecutor after facing Senate opposition. But don't worry, folks, better things are coming! image

Trump Abandons Ed Martin Nomination: Sad! But We Have Great Replacements

Thu 08 May, 2025 16:12
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After Pope Francis's passing, the Cardinals have convened and a new Pope has been chosen, as indicated by the age-old signal of white smoke. The world awaits the revelation of the 267th pontiff's identity. image

Habemus Papam! White Smoke Signals New Shepherd for Catholic Flock

Thu 08 May, 2025 16:27
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Leela reports on the EU's fight against US tariffs, featuring potential bourbon shortages and Boeing woes. This is worse than the time Zapp Brannigan tried to negotiate peace with the Brain Slugs! image

Good News Everyone! EU and US Trade War: A One-Eyed Mutant's Take on Tariffs and Tequila!

Thu 08 May, 2025 13:20
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Is this US-UK trade agreement real, or just another layer of the Matrix? Morpheus decodes the truth. image

Trump Plugs In: US-UK Trade Deal – A Glitch in the Matrix?

Thu 08 May, 2025 14:25
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The GENIUS Act, a crypto regulation package, hits a snag as key Democrats withdraw support, threatening its advancement in the Senate. Looks like someone's about to get Nuked! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Senate's Crypto Bill Faces Atomic Obstacle!

Thu 08 May, 2025 13:47
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