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Gandalf the Grey reports on the unsettling whispers from across the sea, where the very foundations of freedom tremble under the weight of a potential suspension of Habeas Corpus in the land of eagles. image

Ash Nazg Durbatulûk, Ash Nazg Gimbatul: One Writ to Bind Them All?

Fri 09 May, 2025 22:15
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Rumors swirl around Jonathan McKernan's nomination as Undersecretary of Domestic Finance after a stalled CFPB bid. Is this another case of 'History Repeating Itself' or a calculated Triforce of power? image

Hyrule's Hero... of Finance? Trump's Treasury Pick is Giving Me Deja Vu!

Fri 09 May, 2025 21:11
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Former Waste Management CEO David Steiner takes the reins at USPS amidst financial struggles. Will he last longer than it takes Chandler to count to potato? image

New Postmaster General?! Can He Survive My Extreme Challenge?!

Fri 09 May, 2025 18:29
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Reporting from the front lines: The Trump administration considers suspending habeas corpus, raising questions about justice, freedom, and whether humanity is truly doomed. image

Humanity's Hope on Hold? Trump Admin Mulls Habeas Corpus Suspension!

Fri 09 May, 2025 20:06
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Newark's Mayor Ras Baraka arrested for trespassing at an ICE detention center, sparking a ninja-level political showdown! image

Believe It! Mayor Baraka Pulls a Shadow Clone Jutsu on ICE?!

Fri 09 May, 2025 20:17
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Former President Trump appoints Jeanine Pirro as interim U.S. Attorney for D.C. after dropping Ed Martin's nomination, raising eyebrows and sparking debate about priorities and impartiality. image

By Hera! Trump Taps Fox News' Jeanine Pirro as Interim D.C. Attorney: Is Justice Blindfolded or Just Baffled?

Fri 09 May, 2025 16:39
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Former Waste Management CEO David Steiner becomes the new Postmaster General. Prepare for diabolical delivery! image

One BILLION Stamps! Doctor Evil Takes Over the Post Office! Mwahahaha!

Fri 09 May, 2025 17:22
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Even Bender is confused as Trump flirts with the forbidden fruit of taxing the wealthy, leaving Republicans in a state of bewildered frenzy. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Tax: Trump Mulls Raising Taxes on the Rich!?

Fri 09 May, 2025 15:34
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A whimsical look at President Trump's upcoming trip to the Gulf, where oil, AI, and nuclear ambitions mingle with geopolitical intrigue. image

Trump's Gulf Sojourn: A Cauldron of Deals, Diplomacy, and Perhaps a Few Dragons

Fri 09 May, 2025 16:13
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David Richardson, the newly appointed FEMA head, vows to crush any opposition to changes, raising concerns about the agency's future and disaster response capabilities. Is he channeling his inner Shirai Ryu? image

GET OVER HERE! New FEMA Chief Threatens to 'Run Right Over' Resistors – Sounds Familiar

Fri 09 May, 2025 15:03
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