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Ex-President Trump expresses discontent with Putin's actions in Ukraine, accusing him of 'bulls---' and lamenting the ongoing conflict. image

Trump's Putin Problem: More Dangerous Than a Grizzly with a Toothache!

Tue 08 July, 2025 19:20
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Ragnar Lothbrok weighs in on the Supreme Court's decision to allow Trump-era federal staff reductions, finding parallels between political maneuvering and raiding. image

Odin's Court Approves Trump's Axe: A Viking's View on Washington's Bloodshed!

Tue 08 July, 2025 20:21
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A Witcher's humorous report on Trump's new 50% copper tariff, pharmaceutical duties, and the resulting market chaos, sprinkled with Witcher wisdom. image

Geralt of Rivia Investigates Trump's Golden Copper Caper: A Witcher's Take on Tariffs!

Tue 08 July, 2025 18:25
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The IRS has made a controversial filing suggesting churches can endorse political candidates without losing their tax-exempt status, potentially turning Sunday sermons into campaign rallies. Honestly, what's next? image

Holy Hufflepuff! IRS Says Churches Can Endorse Politicians Now?

Tue 08 July, 2025 15:01
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Former UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak returns to Goldman Sachs as a senior advisor, proving that some things never go out of style, even after a little 'Bad Blood' in politics. image

Rishi Sunak's Back in Business: From Downing Street to Goldman Sachs, It's a Love Story!

Tue 08 July, 2025 15:19
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Britney analyzes a news article where a White House advisor downplays the impact of Trump's tariffs on prices, comparing it to the rarity of a meteor strike. It's toxic, but is it true? image

Oops!...He Tariffed Again! White House Advisor Says Tariffs Hitting Prices Is As Likely As a Meteor!

Tue 08 July, 2025 16:24
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Macron's UK visit overshadowed by Trump's tariff threats, because apparently economics are more important than explosions. (Spoiler: They're not.) image

Trump's Tariff Tantrums Threaten Macron's Royal Romp! Is This a Joke?!

Tue 08 July, 2025 11:38
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President Trump's sudden tariff announcements on 14 countries send markets reeling, leaving analysts and world leaders scratching their heads. The game, it seems, is afoot... and potentially quite costly. image

Elementary, My Dear Tariffs! Trump's Trade Gambit Baffles the Markets

Mon 07 July, 2025 21:50
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President Trump is shaking things up with new tariffs on goods from several countries, and honestly, it's a lot to unpack. Get the tea! image

Like, Tariffs? Trump's New Trade Drama is Sending My Lip Kit Budget into Chaos!

Mon 07 July, 2025 20:20
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Mario reports on the U.S. imposing tariffs on Japan and South Korea, with a dash of mushroom-powered humor and a side of Koopa-sized skepticism. image

It's-a Me, Mario! Trump's Tariff Troubles and Trade Triumphs (Maybe?)

Mon 07 July, 2025 18:13
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