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Anonymous media executives peer into their crystal balls, forecasting mergers, acquisitions, and the potential demise of streaming services in 2025. Looks like someone's cooking up a storm! image

Media Moguls Predict the Apocalypse! Will Streaming Survive 2025?

Mon 23 December, 2024 14:22
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Richard Parsons, the man who helped Time Warner ditch AOL after that whole merger fiasco, has passed away at 76. Let's take a look at his wild ride! image

Giggity Giggity Goo! Time Warner Exec Dies and Leaves Behind a Legacy of…Mergers?!

Fri 27 December, 2024 10:59
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Stewie Griffin dissects the advertising market's 2025 forecast: Sports and live events are king, linear TV refuses to die, and everyone's just trying to make a buck... or a billion. image

The Advertising Apocalypse is Nigh! Or is it Just a Mildly Irritating Head Cold?

Fri 27 December, 2024 12:00
4 minutes to read

Altice USA and MSG Networks are fighting over money, leaving innocent cable customers like me without Knicks games. But don't worry, I've got a plan (and it involves streaming). image

Screw You Guys I'm Going Streaming! Cable Companies FIGHT Over My Right to Watch the Knicks!

Wed 01 January, 2025 15:58
2 minutes to read

Comcast launches Universal Ads, a new platform aimed at luring smaller businesses away from social media advertising and onto traditional TV's streaming services, promising easier ad buying and AI-powered ad creation. image

Comcast Declares Open Season on Social Media Ad Dollars! Can TV Streaming Snatch the Prey?!

Mon 06 January, 2025 13:00
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Disney's acquisition of Fubo creates a streaming giant, merging Hulu+ Live TV with Fubo and settling antitrust disputes over Venu, the sports streaming service, while users get more choices and Fubo's stock skyrockets. image

Disney Buys Fubo The Mouse Just Ate Your TV! Run For Your Lives!

Tue 07 January, 2025 13:52
3 minutes to read

Disney unveils impressive ad-supported streaming user numbers, but questions about measurement methods loom larger than the shadow of Mordor. image

Fly You Fools! Disney's Streaming Numbers Are Here and They're Wilder Than a Balrog!

Fri 10 January, 2025 16:59
3 minutes to read

The highly anticipated sports streaming service, Venu, is no more, leaving fans and employees shocked and the media landscape scrambling. image

Venu Vanishes! Did Disney, Fox, and Warner Bros. Chicken Out?!

Fri 10 January, 2025 17:15
2 minutes to read

Mario reports on Netflix's latest price increases across its plans, leaving viewers wondering if they need a power-up to afford their favorite shows. image

Netflix Price Hike! Is Your Wallet About to Get a Game Over?!

Tue 21 January, 2025 22:29
2 minutes to read

CNN announces layoffs affecting 6% of its workforce amidst a digital refocus, while Lara Croft dives deep to uncover the real story behind the headlines, spiced with a dash of archaeological wit. image

CNN SHOCKER! Lara Croft Investigates Media Meltdown and Unearths Buried Secrets!

Thu 23 January, 2025 17:34
3 minutes to read