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Chuck Norris breaks down the new Whoop 5.0 and Whoop MG fitness trackers, proving they're tough enough for a roundhouse kick. image

Whoop Just Messed With Texas: Chuck Norris Approves the New Fitness Trackers

Thu 08 May, 2025 14:01
4 minutes to read

Some brainiacs cooked up a plan to use soccer fandom to make sure moms stay healthy. It's like the World Cup, but instead of touchdowns, we're talking about not dying. Huh, who knew? image

Giggity Giggity Goo! Soccer Moms to the Rescue... of Themselves!

Thu 08 May, 2025 10:00
2 minutes to read

MJ weighs in on the latest political shakeup as Trump withdraws his nomination for Surgeon General amidst controversy. image

Another One Bites the Dust: Trump's Surgeon General Pick Fumbles the Ball!

Wed 07 May, 2025 22:09
3 minutes to read

Despite CVS's preference for Wegovy, Eli Lilly's Zepbound holds strong in the weight loss market, fueled by efficacy and physician preference. But is this just the calm before the storm? image

Lilly's Zepbound vs. Wegovy: A Weight Loss Drug War Brewing or Just Business as Usual? Heisenberg Weighs In!

Wed 07 May, 2025 14:24
3 minutes to read

Hims & Hers Health reports impressive Q1 results but disappoints with future guidance, leading to a stock dip and prompting 2B to ponder the futility of profit forecasts in a world of existential android angst. image

Glory to Mankind...and Hims & Hers? Stock Plummets Despite Stellar Earnings!

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:47
3 minutes to read

President Trump signs executive order to boost US drug manufacturing, promising surprise inspections and fewer hurdles, but will it be enough to summon a cost-effective solution, believe it! image

Believe It! Trump's Shadow Clone Jutsu on Pharma: Making Drugs Great Again, Dattebayo!

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:49
3 minutes to read

Digital physical therapy startup Hinge Health posts a profitable Q1 and hints at moving forward with its IPO despite market jitters. Time to 'do the thing' and invest? image

Hinge Health Flexes Its Way to Profitability! (IPO Still on the Menu?)

Mon 05 May, 2025 22:09
3 minutes to read

Function Health acquires Ezra, making full-body MRI scans more accessible for everyone! Mama mia! image

It's-a Me, Mario, Reporting on Health Scans! Wahoo!

Mon 05 May, 2025 16:00
2 minutes to read

Hims & Hers nabs ex-Amazon bigwig Nader Kabbani as COO to help them sell even more stuff to people who need... stuff! image

Doh! Hims & Hers Gets a New Brain: Amazon Exec Jumps Ship!

Mon 05 May, 2025 14:00
3 minutes to read

Hinge Health, once symbolized by a cockroach, faces a volatile market as it attempts to go public. Will this digital physical therapy startup prove as resilient as its former mascot? image

Hinge Health's IPO: Can This Cockroach Company Survive the Real World?

Mon 05 May, 2025 12:00
3 minutes to read