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Eli Lilly files lawsuits against four telehealth companies for allegedly selling compounded versions of their weight loss and diabetes drugs, claiming deceptive practices and safety concerns. image
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Double O Heaven or Weight Loss Hell Eli Lilly Sues Telehealth Companies!

  • Wed 23 April, 2025 10:30
  • 3 minutes to read
The FDA is phasing out petroleum-based synthetic dyes, potentially impacting iconic colorful foods. Prepare for a world where your snacks might actually look like food! image
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FDA Bans Colors?! Are My Flamin' Hot Cheetos Doomed!

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 21:16
  • 2 minutes to read
Danaher's Q1 results exceeded expectations, and guidance remains mostly intact, bringing a sigh of relief to investors after a period of underperformance and tariff concerns. image
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Danaher's Stock Soars Are Investors Finally Believing in Truth and Justice!

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 16:31
  • 3 minutes to read
Donald Trump issues an executive order targeting the Inflation Reduction Act, potentially benefiting drugmakers by modifying Medicare drug price negotiation rules, while healthcare tech giant Epic Systems emerges from its notoriously private shell. image
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Pharmaceutical Companies Rejoice! Trump's Pill Penalty Executive Order Saves the Day! (Or Does It?)

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 18:15
  • 2 minutes to read
The stock market faces a volatile week, grappling with economic concerns and a deluge of earnings reports. Can it find its footing or will it continue its downward spiral? image
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Is the Stock Market Kryptonite?! Week Ahead Packed with Earnings Drama!

  • Sun 20 April, 2025 19:21
  • 3 minutes to read
Eli Lilly's new obesity pill shows promising results in trials, offering a needle-free alternative for weight loss and diabetes management, but potential side effects and market competition loom. image
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Theyre Making Weight Loss Pills Now What Could Possibly Go Wrong!

  • Thu 17 April, 2025 15:49
  • 3 minutes to read
UnitedHealth Group's stock plummets, casting a dark cloud over the health insurance landscape, especially for those with Medicare Advantage plans. Are we all walking into Mordor? image
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A Shadow Falls! Is Your Health Insurance DOOMED!?

  • Thu 17 April, 2025 15:18
  • 3 minutes to read
Eli Lilly's new obesity pill, orforglipron, shows promising results in trials, boosting the company's stock while rivals sweat like they've been running from a Guardian. image
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Have You Heard About The New Potion That Makes You Slimmer Than a Deku Sprout!?

  • Thu 17 April, 2025 15:29
  • 3 minutes to read
Mario reports on Precision Neuroscience's FDA approval for its Layer 7 Cortical Interface, a brain implant system component, marking a significant step in brain-computer interface technology. image
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Mamma Mia! Brain Implants Approved? It's-a Me, Mario, Reporting Live!

  • Thu 17 April, 2025 15:53
  • 2 minutes to read
US House Committee investigates 23andMe's bankruptcy, fearing sensitive genetic data could be compromised. image
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23andMe's DNA Secrets Up For Grabs! Is Your Genetic Data Safe From Dr Evil?!

  • Thu 17 April, 2025 13:00
  • 3 minutes to read

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