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Hinge Health braves the IPO market, seeking $437 million, while Chuck Norris analyzes with the wisdom of a thousand suns and the fiscal prowess of a Texas Ranger. image

Hinge Health IPO: Chuck Norris Approves (With a Roundhouse Kick of Fiscal Responsibility)

Tue 13 May, 2025 13:15
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CEO Andrew Witty abruptly resigns from UnitedHealth, causing stock prices to plummet and raising eyebrows higher than Fry's hair after a Slurm Loco binge. Old CEO returns from past. image

Holy Motherboard! UnitedHealth CEO Bails, Stock Takes a Dive!

Tue 13 May, 2025 14:47
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CureIS Healthcare accuses Epic Systems of anticompetitive practices, sparking another legal battle in the digital health arena. Are we seeing cracks in the Matrix... I mean, EHR system? image

Wake Up, CureIS: EHR Giant Epic Faces a Matrix-Sized Lawsuit!

Wed 14 May, 2025 02:45
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Gandalf the Grey reports on the latest twist in the saga of drug prices, where Trump seeks to equalize costs with the world, leaving some experts skeptical and drugmakers in a bit of a hairy situation, much like a hobbit facing a Balrog. image

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost... But Big Pharma Might Be: Trump's New Drug Price Order

Mon 12 May, 2025 16:07
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Sarah Kerrigan reports on Trump's latest attempt to slash drug costs by tying them to lower prices abroad, sparking fury from pharmaceutical giants and uncertainty about the policy's effectiveness. image

Trump Unleashes Swarm on Big Pharma: "Most Favored Nation" Policy Returns to Infest Drug Prices

Mon 12 May, 2025 13:44
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Walgreens doubles down on automation, using robots to fill prescriptions and free up pharmacists, but will it truly be a 'cover drive' for patient care or a 'false shot' in disguise? image

Walgreens Goes Full Robot: Are We One Step Closer to Replacing Pharmacists with R2-D2?

Sun 11 May, 2025 12:00
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Virtual care company Omada Health files for an IPO, braving a turbulent market. Will they 'tread lightly,' or will this be their 'empire business'? image

Omada Health Goes Public: Is This Blue Sky or Just Blue Meth?

Fri 09 May, 2025 22:27
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Donkey reports on the new Teal Wand, an at-home cervical cancer screening test, promising easier access and higher accuracy for all the princess types out there! image

Farquaad's Foes Beware! At-Home Cervical Cancer Test is Here!

Fri 09 May, 2025 14:24
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Disgraced Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes's last-ditch appeal fails, leaving the Supreme Court as her final hope to overturn her fraud conviction. Justice is like beets; the longer they sit, the sweeter they get! image

Elizabeth Holmes's Blood-Curdling Scheme Gets a Stake Through the Heart: Justice Served Cold!

Thu 08 May, 2025 19:02
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Major US corporations are investing heavily in American manufacturing, spurred by Trump's trade policies, but is it a genuine revival or just cooked books? image

Heisenberg's Take: Big Biz Bets on America – Or Is It Just a Los Pollos Hermanos Scheme?

Thu 08 May, 2025 19:24
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