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Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla expresses concerns over potential tariffs from the Trump administration, impacting the company's investment plans in U.S. manufacturing and R&D. Uncertainty brews like a poorly brewed potion! image
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Pharmaceutical Foe or Fickle Friend? Trump's Tariffs Trigger Tizzy at Pfizer!

  • Tue 29 April, 2025 17:13
  • 3 minutes to read
Novo Nordisk partners with telehealth giants to broaden access to Wegovy, aiming to catch users moving away from compounded alternatives, with Hims & Hers and Ro leading the charge. image
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Wegovy Goes Direct to Consumer: Is This the New Cover Drive in Weight Loss?

  • Tue 29 April, 2025 14:45
  • 3 minutes to read
Oracle engineers accidentally deleted crucial data, leaving Community Health Systems hospitals scrambling for five days. Time to kick some ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum! image
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Oracle Screws the Pooch: Hospitals Go Medieval Thanks to Software SNAFU!

  • Tue 29 April, 2025 11:10
  • 2 minutes to read
Daenerys Targaryen, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, examines Pfizer's latest cost-cutting measures in the face of falling COVID-19 sales and looming tariffs, questioning whether automation can truly replace human touch – or dragon fire. image
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Winter is Coming...For Pfizer's Costs! Khaleesi Weighs In on Big Pharma's Strategy

  • Tue 29 April, 2025 11:51
  • 3 minutes to read
Novo Nordisk partners with telehealth platforms like Hims & Hers and Ro to expand access to Wegovy, navigating regulatory shifts and aiming for a seamless patient experience. image
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Wegovy's Weight-Loss Revolution: A Great Reset for Your Waistline!

  • Tue 29 April, 2025 12:22
  • 4 minutes to read
A Mandalorian's take on Oracle's five-day outage at Community Health Systems hospitals, forcing a return to ancient paper records. This is not the way! image
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This is the Way... To Botch an Update: Oracle's Hospital Blunder

  • Mon 28 April, 2025 22:52
  • 2 minutes to read
Pharmaceutical giant Novo Nordisk wins legal battle, restricting compounding pharmacies from producing cheaper versions of Wegovy and Ozempic. image
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By Odin's Beard! Novo Nordisk Crushes Copycat Pharmacies in Semaglutide Showdown!

  • Fri 25 April, 2025 14:07
  • 3 minutes to read
A look into Bristol Myers Squibb's Q1 earnings, stock performance, and future prospects, with a touch of humor and Bollywood flair. image
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Bristol Myers Squibb: Can This Desi Girl's Portfolio Weather the Storm?

  • Thu 24 April, 2025 17:45
  • 3 minutes to read
Merck lowers its profit forecast due to tariffs and deals, but new drugs show promise amidst Keytruda's looming exclusivity loss in 2028. image
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Merck's Profits Take a Dive! What's Happening to Your Meds?!

  • Thu 24 April, 2025 10:32
  • 2 minutes to read
Mr. Bean reports on Bristol Myers Squibb's surprisingly good financial quarter, featuring cost-cutting measures, drug sales, and the looming threat of Donald Trump's tariffs. All with a healthy dose of Bean-style bewilderment. image
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Bristol Myers Squibb Makes How Much Money!? Even I Could Buy a New Teddy!

  • Thu 24 April, 2025 12:05
  • 3 minutes to read

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