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Eli Lilly's weight-loss and diabetes drugs soar, exceeding expectations, but a cancer treatment deal leads to a revised profit outlook for 2025. Is it a penalty or a strategic play? image

Eli Lilly Scores! Mounjaro & Zepbound Ace the Quarter, But a Yellow Card on Profit Forecasts?

Thu 01 May, 2025 12:04
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Luffy reports on Eli Lilly's crazy good drug sales, a little bit of a treasure drop, and some talk about taxes and tariffs! Meat! image

SHISHISHI! Eli Lilly's Treasure Chest Overflowing (But They Dropped Some Berries)!

Thu 01 May, 2025 12:04
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Epic Systems is now the undisputed king of electronic health records, leaving Oracle in the dust and me wondering if I should invest my donut money. image

Doh! Epic Systems Crushes Oracle Like a Bug on My Windshield!

Wed 30 April, 2025 21:24
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The virtual care giant, facing market woes and BetterHelp struggles, hopes to claw its way back with the acquisition of UpLift. image

Ay, Caramba! Teladoc's Purr-plexing Plunge and a $30 Million Gamble on UpLift!

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:15
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Drug companies are pouring billions into US manufacturing to avoid potential tariffs and cozy up to the former president. Plus, a new tech integration that's sweeter than waffles for diabetic patients! image

Pharma Giants Kiss Trump's Ring: Investing Big in US Manufacturing (Is This Farquaad's Scheme All Over Again?)

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:12
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Gandalf reports on the troubling cuts to minority health offices within the Department of Health and Human Services, casting a grim light on the potential consequences for the vulnerable and the future of American healthcare. image

A Shadow Falls: RFK Jr. Dismantles Health Equity, A Wizard's Warning

Wed 30 April, 2025 17:37
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Despite a strong first quarter, GE HealthCare slashes its annual forecast due to the impact of President Trump's tariff policy. Can they adapt and survive, or will they become another casualty of the economic wild? image

GE HealthCare Faces Economic Wilderness: Can They Survive Trump's Tariff Terrain?

Wed 30 April, 2025 14:43
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Cristiano Ronaldo breaks down how diabetes and weight loss drugs, despite their initial costs, are showing promising returns for employers by improving worker health and bending the cost curve. image

Siiii! Even Health Costs Can Bend Like a Ronaldo Free Kick!

Wed 30 April, 2025 10:00
4 minutes to read

Female CEOs Joanna Strober and Chelsea Hirschhorn highlight the vast, untapped potential in women's health, emphasizing that addressing women's health needs is not just good for women, but also a very good business. image

Is Nice! Women Health Companies Make Big Money, No More Suffering Like Dog!

Tue 29 April, 2025 23:15
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Female CEOs are revolutionizing women's health, demanding better care and challenging outdated expectations. As I always say, 'Fear me, if you dare!' But fear the lack of proper healthcare for women more! image

By the Power of My Purr! Women are Finally Saying 'No More' to Suffering in Silence!

Tue 29 April, 2025 19:23
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