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The Danish drugmaker faces leadership shakeup as its weight loss drug, Wegovy, loses ground to Eli Lilly's Zepbound. Can a new CEO brew up a comeback? image

Novo Nordisk's CEO Takes a Dive: Is This the End of Their Weight Loss Potion?

Mon 19 May, 2025 17:12
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A deductive analysis of the day's top ten market movers, from bond bombshells to retail skirmishes, observed by yours truly, Sherlock Holmes. image

Elementary, My Dear Investors: Market Mayhem and Moody's Musings!

Mon 19 May, 2025 13:13
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Former President Joe Biden faces prostate cancer diagnosis, battles political and health challenges with support and well-wishes from across the aisle. Will he overcome this like he overcame that time he fought the Sinister Six...wait, that was me. image

With Great Power Comes Great...Prostate Problems? Biden's Battle

Sun 18 May, 2025 22:06
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That nincompoop, Biden, seems to have a touch of the 'prostate pucker.' Good heavens, is nothing sacred anymore? image

Bah! Prostate Problems Plague Bumble-Brained Biden!

Sun 18 May, 2025 20:20
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UnitedHealth Group faces a criminal investigation for alleged Medicare fraud, sending its stock plummeting and raising questions about its future. It seems they've found themselves in a tomb they can't quite escape! image

UnitedHealth's Advantage Turns Disadvantageous! Is Medicare Fraud the Next Tomb to Raid?

Thu 15 May, 2025 18:08
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Rumors of Medicare shenanigans have sent UnitedHealth Group's stock plummeting faster than my rocket launcher ammo supply. Criminal probes, CEO exits, and cyberattacks? Sounds like someone needs a little… chaos therapy! image

UnitedHealth Group? More Like UnitedHealth GOING DOWN! (Heh, Get It?)

Thu 15 May, 2025 15:41
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The Trump administration is challenging pharmaceutical companies' methods of circumventing Medicare drug price negotiations, potentially impacting revenues from top-selling drugs. image

Faster Than a Speeding Bullet: Medicare Drug Prices Face Kryptonite from Trump Era Loophole!

Wed 14 May, 2025 20:09
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Hinge Health braves the IPO market, seeking $437 million, while Chuck Norris analyzes with the wisdom of a thousand suns and the fiscal prowess of a Texas Ranger. image

Hinge Health IPO: Chuck Norris Approves (With a Roundhouse Kick of Fiscal Responsibility)

Tue 13 May, 2025 13:15
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CEO Andrew Witty abruptly resigns from UnitedHealth, causing stock prices to plummet and raising eyebrows higher than Fry's hair after a Slurm Loco binge. Old CEO returns from past. image

Holy Motherboard! UnitedHealth CEO Bails, Stock Takes a Dive!

Tue 13 May, 2025 14:47
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CureIS Healthcare accuses Epic Systems of anticompetitive practices, sparking another legal battle in the digital health arena. Are we seeing cracks in the Matrix... I mean, EHR system? image

Wake Up, CureIS: EHR Giant Epic Faces a Matrix-Sized Lawsuit!

Wed 14 May, 2025 02:45
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