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Top FDA vaccine regulator resigns over Health Secretary's vaccine views, causing stock market jitters and raising concerns about public health. image
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Vaccine Stocks Take a Dive! Did Robert Kennedy Jr Just Go Super Saiyan on Science?

  • Mon 31 March, 2025 20:08
  • 2 minutes to read
Wall Street analysts warn that potential pharmaceutical tariffs could negatively impact companies like Bristol Myers Squibb and raise drug costs for American consumers. Sounds like a real-life episode of 'Grind My Gears!' image
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Tariffs Gonna Wreck Your Medicine Cabinet! Are Your Pills About to Cost More Than My Bar Tab?!

  • Tue 01 April, 2025 13:52
  • 3 minutes to read
Donald Duck reports on Eli Lilly's legal battle with two pharmacies over compounded versions of Zepbound and Mounjaro, alleging false marketing and skirting FDA regulations. image
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Lilly's Lawsuit! Are These Pharmacies Stealing Your Meds? WA-HA-HA-HAAA!

  • Wed 02 April, 2025 00:50
  • 2 minutes to read
AstraZeneca and Merck are racing to create an oral medication to lower cholesterol, potentially revolutionizing heart health treatment and making it more accessible for everyone. image
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Run Forrest Run From Bad Cholesterol! New Pill Could Save Your Heart!

  • Tue 01 April, 2025 17:47
  • 3 minutes to read
A look at how potential tariffs on imported pharmaceuticals could impact the industry, featuring insights, analysis, and a healthy dose of Zuckerbergian wit. image
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Trump's Tariff Threat Pharmaceutical Companies Tremble! Will Your Meds Cost More?

  • Tue 01 April, 2025 19:04
  • 3 minutes to read
Hims & Hers Health adds Eli Lilly's weight loss drugs Zepbound and Mounjaro to its platform, aiming for a $725 million weight loss revenue stream amidst regulatory shifts. image
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Hims & Hers Unleashes Zepbound! Are You Ready to Dominate Your Metabolism?!

  • Tue 01 April, 2025 23:32
  • 3 minutes to read
The pharmaceutical industry in Europe is bracing for potential U.S. tariffs, as Trump's administration may impose levies, causing uncertainty and potential market shifts. But the Queen of Blades has plans! image
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Trump's Tariffs?! The Swarm is Ready to Adapt!

  • Wed 02 April, 2025 16:04
  • 5 minutes to read
Jim Cramer's Charitable Trust dumps GE Healthcare shares citing tariff woes and China's retaliatory measures, resulting in a 12% loss. Is this the end of the world as we know it? image
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GE Healthcare Gets Neuralyzed From Cramer's Portfolio! What Happened?!

  • Fri 04 April, 2025 12:33
  • 3 minutes to read
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s restructuring plan leads to job cuts at the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services, impacting minority health and other vital divisions, while Dr. Oz prepares to take the helm. image
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Kennedy's Casino Royale! Is He Betting Against American Health?!

  • Fri 04 April, 2025 20:10
  • 2 minutes to read
Former President Trump scraps a plan to have Medicare cover pricey obesity drugs, saving billions but delaying access for many. Doh! image
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Donuts Safe! Trump Saves America From Expensive Diet Pills!

  • Fri 04 April, 2025 21:34
  • 2 minutes to read

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