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Bart Simpson reports on the FDA layoffs, wondering if his future medical needs are in jeopardy. image
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Eat My Shorts! FDA Gutted! Is Your Medicine Next?!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 21:02
  • 3 minutes to read
Mark Zuckerberg, in a surprisingly candid (and slightly robotic) commentary, dissects the market's tariff-fueled frenzy, Apple's Indian escape plan, and the mixed signals from Goldman Sachs on Big Pharma, all while contemplating his next metaverse investment. image
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Did Trump Just Save My Portfolio!?! A Zucky Take on Wall Street's Wild Ride!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 15:39
  • 3 minutes to read
Transcarent, backed by General Catalyst, completes the acquisition of Accolade for $621 million, signaling a shift in the digital health landscape and raising questions about the future of healthcare consolidation. image
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Transcarent Swallows Accolade Whole Is This Good For My Portfolio?!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 14:00
  • 2 minutes to read
Walgreens reports better-than-expected earnings amidst being acquired by Sycamore Partners, facing challenges but showing signs of a turnaround. Nick, can you handle this? image
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Walgreens Getting a Bollywood Makeover! Is Retirement on the Horizon?!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 12:27
  • 3 minutes to read
Mizuho analysts predict Home Depot and GE Healthcare will benefit greatly from the increasing elderly population in America, leading to increased spending on home improvements and medical technology. image
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Holy Moly! Old People Gonna Make These Stocks Rich! Is Very Nice!

  • Thu 20 March, 2025 17:03
  • 2 minutes to read
Rick Sanchez dissects AstraZeneca's $2.5 billion investment in Beijing, dodging import duty drama and pondering the future of global pharma domination. Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! image
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AstraZeneca Dumps Galactic Cash into China! Is This the End of American Pharmaceutical Supremacy?

  • Fri 21 March, 2025 13:06
  • 3 minutes to read
Despite FDA regulations, some online pharmacies continue to offer compounded versions of popular weight-loss drugs like Zepbound, sparking legal and ethical debates. image
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Weight Loss Drug Crackdown Theyre Still At It! Will These Pharmacies Be Terminated?

  • Sat 22 March, 2025 14:26
  • 3 minutes to read
Once a $6 billion powerhouse, 23andMe faces Chapter 11 as CEO Anne Wojcicki steps down amidst financial struggles and data breach fallout. Is this the end of their DNA dream? image
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23andMe Knocked Out! Genetic Testing Giant Files for Bankruptcy!

  • Mon 24 March, 2025 21:11
  • 2 minutes to read
Eli Lilly's new oral weight loss drug, orforglipron, is set to release trial results, potentially revolutionizing the obesity treatment landscape with a needle-free alternative to injections like Wegovy and Ozempic. image
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Holy Crap! Eli Lilly's Weight Loss Pill Could Change EVERYTHING!?

  • Mon 24 March, 2025 17:29
  • 3 minutes to read
MrBeast breaks down Novo Nordisk's $2 billion deal for a new obesity drug, pitting it against Eli Lilly in a race to revolutionize weight loss treatments. image
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Novo Nordisk's WILD Move! Can This New Weight Loss Drug DESTROY Eli Lilly?!

  • Tue 25 March, 2025 16:59
  • 3 minutes to read

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