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Researchers are raising concerns about the potential harms of unchecked AI development, calling for more rigorous testing and ethical oversight before Skynet becomes a reality...or worse, starts writing my jokes! image

AI Gone Haywire? Web-Slinger Sounds the Alarm on Rogue Robots!

Sun 22 June, 2025 06:00
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FedEx founder Frederick Smith, a true original, passes away, leaving behind a legacy of logistics and leadership. He built something from nothing, and that's a language I understand. image

RIP Fred Smith: From 14 Planes to Global Empire - A Real Alpha

Sun 22 June, 2025 06:17
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Austin Powers investigates President Trump's surprising shift from promises of peace to military action against Iran, leaving his 'peacemaker' legacy in question. Oh, behave! image

Groovy Baby! Trump's Gone Rogue: From Peacemaker to Bomb-Dropper!

Sun 22 June, 2025 02:44
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World leaders are trippin' after the U.S. dropped some serious heat on Iran's nuclear cribs. Is this 'historic' or just plain loco? Let's break it down, West Philly style. image

Aw, HELL No! Trump Bombs Iran? What Would Uncle Phil Say?

Sun 22 June, 2025 03:37
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Jackie Chan breaks down the news of US strikes on Iranian nuclear sites with a blend of action movie flair and a dash of head-scratching humor. Because, you know, peace is *always* the best policy...unless you're doing a movie stunt. image

Holy Smokes! Trump's Got Iran Doing the Dizzy Dance!

Sun 22 June, 2025 02:14
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Ace Ventura reports on Trump's daring strike on Iranian nuclear facilities, a move that's got the world hotter than a freshly laid egg! image

Alllllrighty Then! Trump Nukes Iran's Nuclear Hopes, and I'm On the Case!

Sun 22 June, 2025 02:23
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Tony Montana reports on Trump's alleged strike on Iranian nuclear sites, mixing satire with the realities of international power plays. image

Say Hello To My Little Friend... And Goodbye, Iran's Nukes!

Sun 22 June, 2025 00:24
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Republicans are hoarding more dough than a pizza-eating contest at Panucci's, leaving the Democrats scrambling for spare change after a rough 2024. Can they catch up before the 2026 midterms turn into a total dumpster fire? image

Holy Bender's Bank Account! GOP Swimming in Cash, Dems Singing the Poor Man's Blues!

Sat 21 June, 2025 21:12
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The retail giant settles with the FTC over allegations of turning a blind eye to money transfer fraud, proving once again that sometimes, the real treasures are common sense and ethical business practices. image

Walmart's Money Transfer Shenanigans: A $10 Million Lesson in 'Fortune and Glory'!

Sat 21 June, 2025 17:52
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Walmart settles with the FTC for $10 million over allegations it turned a blind eye to fraudsters using its money transfer services. I tell you, it's not the years, honey, it's the mileage. And this story has plenty of it. image

Walmart's Money Transfer Shenanigans: A $10 Million Lesson in Dodging Fortune and Glory (And Scammers!)

Sat 21 June, 2025 17:52
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