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Borat reports on the increased dangers to shipping in the Arabian Peninsula after tensions rise between Iran and the U.S., causing shipping rates to surge. Chenqui! image

Jagshemash! Iran Threatens Our Precious Boats! Wahahaha!

Sun 22 June, 2025 14:02
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According to Vice President JD Vance, the US is just having a *spirited discussion* with Iran's nuclear aspirations, not, like, an actual war. Get Schwifty! image

JD Vance Says US Ain't Beefing with Iran, Just Their Shiny Boom-Boom Button

Sun 22 June, 2025 13:58
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After U.S. Strikes, a Terminator-eye view of the 'obliterated' Iranian nuclear threat, with some Schwarzenegger-esque commentary. image

Iran's Nuclear Program Terminated? I'll Be Back... With an Assessment!

Sun 22 June, 2025 13:07
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CR7 analyzes how auto parts suppliers are poised to dominate the humanoid robot market, potentially creating a new era of 'mechanical mobility' and huge financial opportunities. It's like scoring a hat-trick, but for business! image

SIII! Cristiano Ronaldo on the Rise of Robot Teammates: Auto Parts Suppliers Scoring Big!

Sun 22 June, 2025 11:04
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The ongoing conflict sees the recovery of hostages' remains amidst escalating violence and humanitarian crisis, as families plead for a resolution. image

Gaza's Heartbreak: Recovered Remains, Airstrikes, and a Plea for Peace (It's More Complicated Than a Backheel, Che!)

Sun 22 June, 2025 10:54
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Amidst ongoing conflict, the recovery of hostages' remains and the plight of civilians in Gaza demand a renewed focus on peace and humanitarian aid. Even I, Messi, feel the weight of this. image

Gaza's Heartbreak: Beyond the Goals, a Plea for Humanity

Sun 22 June, 2025 10:54
3 minutes to read

Luffy here, charting the course for treasure, I mean, dividend-paying stocks like AbbVie, Coca-Cola, and Lowe's, that might just weather the economic squalls! image

Shiver Me Timbers! Dividend Treasure Hides Amidst Stock Market Storm!

Sun 22 June, 2025 11:03
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Luffy here, reporting on stocks that pay you for being a pirate! We're talkin' treasure... I mean, dividends, to weather the storm of market madness! image

Shiver Me Timbers! Dividends Ahoy Amidst Market Mayhem!

Sun 22 June, 2025 11:03
2 minutes to read

Amidst geopolitical tensions and potential U.S.-Iran conflict, airlines are diverting routes around the Middle East, leading to increased costs and longer flight times. Meanwhile, evacuation efforts are underway to bring stranded citizens home, but I wish they would do so quietly. image

Good News Everyone! Airlines Rerouting Over Middle East Mayhem! (And My Afternoon Nap is Ruined!)

Sun 22 June, 2025 11:28
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Professor Farnsworth reports on the airline industry's creative solutions to avoid potential fiery doom in the Middle East, because 'when you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all'. image

Good News Everyone! Airlines Rerouting to Avoid Kablooie in the Middle East!

Sun 22 June, 2025 11:28
3 minutes to read