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A Hermione Granger-esque analysis of a parenting article, revealing magical (and logical) phrases to replace ineffective commands, fostering cooperation instead of defiance in young witches and wizards (and Muggles too!). image
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Accio Cooperation! Ditch the 'Because I Said So' Spell: Muggle Parenting Phrases That Actually Work (No Wands Required)

  • Sun 22 June, 2025 17:03
  • 3 minutes to read
Your fearless commentator (that's me!) breaks down the Kevin Durant trade to the Houston Rockets, filled with more drama than a bridge (or song) narrative. image
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Houston, We Have a Blockbuster! Rockets Land Kevin Durant!

  • Sun 22 June, 2025 17:31
  • 3 minutes to read
Shrek here, reporting on the week's market madness: Trump's got the Middle East hotter than Dragon's breath, inflation's acting like Donkey on waffles, and the housing market's doing the funky town! image
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What in Tarnation? Trump's Wars, Inflation Woes, and Houses Made of Gingerbread!

  • Sun 22 June, 2025 15:27
  • 3 minutes to read
States and cities are throwing cash at remote workers to relocate. Yes, you heard that right. Time to ditch the tower and embrace the tumbleweeds... with a hefty bonus! image
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Suit Up and Move: Get Paid to Live Your Best Life (Even Better Than Mine!)

  • Sun 22 June, 2025 16:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Rising tensions in the Middle East are causing shipping rates to skyrocket, and maritime organizations are urging shipowners to take extra precautions. Because apparently, even the sea isn't safe from the Capitol... I mean, Iran. image
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Strait of Hormuz: May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor (Especially Your Shipping Rates)

  • Sun 22 June, 2025 15:05
  • 3 minutes to read
Dwight K. Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager (and volunteer Sheriff's Deputy), analyzes the Middle East's market response to escalating tensions, proving once again that beets are the answer to everything (probably). image
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Bears. Beets. Bombs! Middle East Markets React to US-Iran Conflict – Schrute Style!

  • Sun 22 June, 2025 14:40
  • 3 minutes to read
Tired of battling tiny terrors? Captain Marvel reveals parenting phrases that actually work, inspired by a new study and way less complicated than quantum entanglement! image
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Higher, Further, Faster! Captain Marvel's Guide to Taming Tiny Terrans (Without Photon Blasts)

  • Sun 22 June, 2025 14:17
  • 4 minutes to read
Hulk read news! Smart lady teach puny parents how to talk so little humans listen without Hulk getting angry. No threats, just smart words! image
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HULK SMASH BAD PARENTING! Hulk Say: Make Kids Cooperate, Not Fear!

  • Sun 22 June, 2025 14:17
  • 3 minutes to read
Steve Rogers, Captain America, reporting on how a 'brag doc' can be your superpower in the job market – because sometimes, you gotta remind folks you're more than just a shield. image
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Avengers Assemble Your Achievements: Ditch the Resume, Grab Your Brag Doc!

  • Sun 22 June, 2025 13:30
  • 3 minutes to read
Captain America reviews Maddie Machado's 'brag doc' method, a revolutionary way to document your career wins and impress potential employers, proving that even heroes need a good elevator pitch. image
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Avengers Assemble Your Achievements: Cap's Guide to the Ultimate Brag Doc!

  • Sun 22 June, 2025 13:30
  • 4 minutes to read

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