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Meta responds to the U.S. House of Representatives' ban on WhatsApp for government devices, citing security concerns. Apparently, sending encrypted messages is now a crime against... transparency? image

House Arrest for WhatsApp? Not On My Watch!

Mon 23 June, 2025 18:06
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Your boy Zuck breaks down the US House of Representatives' WhatsApp ban on government devices, throwing in some classic Meta flavor. image

House Bans WhatsApp? More Like House Party Foul! Zuck's Take

Mon 23 June, 2025 18:06
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Donald Trump clashes with Dmitry Medvedev over nuclear claims and Iran strikes, prompting a complex geopolitical ballet. image

Trump's Nuclear Tango: A Dance of Chaos and Responsibility?

Mon 23 June, 2025 18:16
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The Queen of Blades analyzes Wall Street's surprisingly calm reaction to the US bombing Iranian nuclear sites, finding it both amusing and predictable. image

My Take: Earth's Markets Shrug Off Nuclear Firestorm – Typical Terrans!

Mon 23 June, 2025 17:53
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Agent J breaks down why Wall Street shrugged off a potential global crisis, proving even alien invasions are less surprising these days. image

No Biggie: US Bombs Iran, Market Yawns. Is This Real Life?

Mon 23 June, 2025 17:53
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Missile strikes and airspace closures trigger flight diversions across the Middle East, leaving airlines scrambling and passengers stirred—not shaken. image

License to Divert: Middle East Airspace Drama Unfolds!

Mon 23 June, 2025 18:00
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Missile strikes cause flight diversions and airspace closures in the Middle East, impacting major international airlines. image

License to Divert: Middle East Airspace Drama Unfolds

Mon 23 June, 2025 18:00
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After a missile scare in Qatar, oil prices took a nosedive faster than I dive for a donut, but there's still a chance things could go kablooey! image

Doh! Oil Prices Do a Homer: Plunge Faster Than Me on a Water Slide!

Mon 23 June, 2025 18:25
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Oil prices plummet after an Iranian missile strike on a Qatar airbase causes no casualties, leading to hopes of de-escalation and less 'ouch' at the gas pump... maybe! image

D'oh! Oil Prices Do a Faceplant After Iran Misses the Target (Thank Goodness!)

Mon 23 June, 2025 18:25
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Navigating the wedding budget battlefield with insights on priorities, vendor wisdom, and the illusion of social media perfection. Plus, a little 'Doge' wisdom for good measure. image

Elon's Guide to Not Bankrupting Yourself Before Saying 'I Do'

Mon 23 June, 2025 15:10
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