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Senate Majority Leader Thune says Senators are skipping fireworks to pass Trump's 'big, beautiful bill,' and some Republicans are getting their tighty whities in a twist over the national debt. image
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Holy Crap Lois! Senate Sticking Around Like a Bad Episode of 'Funky Flashman'!

  • Mon 23 June, 2025 19:58
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Donald Duck reports on NATO allies agreeing to a 5% defense spending target by 2035, but some countries are quacking under the pressure! image
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Aw, Phooey! NATO's Wild Goose Chase for 5% Defense Dough!

  • Tue 24 June, 2025 05:41
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This quacky reporter dives into NATO's ambitious plan to hike defense spending to 5% of GDP by 2035, and finds out who's gonna cough up the clams! image
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Aw, Phooey! NATO's Spending WHAT?! Donald Duck Reports!

  • Tue 24 June, 2025 05:41
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Forrest Gump reports on Wall Street's take on Visa and Mastercard amidst stablecoin fears, with a dash of Bubba Gump wisdom. image
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Stupid is as Stablecoin Does: Forrest Gump on Visa and Mastercard's Wild Ride!

  • Tue 24 June, 2025 10:04
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Forrest Gump reports on Wall Street analysts suggesting Mastercard and Visa are good investments, even with all this stablecoin mumbo jumbo going on. Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get... but these stocks might be like a chocolate you DO know! image
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Run, Forrest, Run... To Buy Some Stocks! (But Not Too Fast!)

  • Tue 24 June, 2025 10:04
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Digital Asset secures $135 million in funding from Wall Street giants, signaling the institutionalization of crypto and the rise of blockchain for regulated finance. Time to update my profile picture to a blockchain! image
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Digital Asset's $135M Raise: From Murky Crypto to Mainstream Money (Meta-phorically Speaking)

  • Tue 24 June, 2025 09:59
  • 2 minutes to read
Major financial institutions are pouring millions into Digital Asset, signaling a new era of mainstream crypto adoption. Time to update my profile pic to a Bitcoin? image
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Zuck's Take: Big Banks Go Crypto - Is This the Metaverse of Finance?

  • Tue 24 June, 2025 09:59
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Two Republican senators unveil a framework for regulating digital assets, aiming to define crypto classifications and streamline oversight, potentially preventing the descent into regulatory madness. image
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Crypto Clarity Dawns: Sanity in the Senate, Chaos Avoided

  • Tue 24 June, 2025 09:40
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A proposed bill by Republican senators seeks to define cryptocurrency regulations, reduce SEC oversight, and establish a framework for digital asset governance, aiming for bipartisan support and clarity in the digital marketplace. image
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Crypto Clarity Dawns: Senate Republicans Aim to Tame the Digital Frontier... Before It Tames Us All!

  • Tue 24 June, 2025 09:40
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Word on the street is Starbucks might be playin' hard to get with its China biz, but yo, it ain't sellin' out completely... yet! image
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Starbucks China Drama: Fo Shizzle or Just a Little Fizzle?

  • Tue 24 June, 2025 06:36
  • 2 minutes to read

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