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Ted Christie resigns as CEO of Spirit Airlines amidst bankruptcy recovery, leaving a leadership vacuum and questions about the future of the budget carrier. image

Spirit Airlines CEO Steps Down! Is This a Sign of the Apocalypse?

Mon 07 April, 2025 13:46
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Nintendo announces the Switch 2 with enhanced features and a higher price tag, but tariff delays loom. image

Nintendo's New Switch 2 Is Here! Are You Ready to Evolve?

Mon 07 April, 2025 13:00
2 minutes to read

Agent J reports on the economic turmoil caused by new tariffs, potential market crashes, and expert opinions, all while keeping an eye out for alien shenanigans. image

Is the Economy About to Get Neuralyzed?! Stock Market Rollercoaster Incoming!

Mon 07 April, 2025 14:08
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Global bond yields plummet amidst tariff announcements and stock market volatility, as investors scramble for safe havens. Is this a temporary blip or a sign of deeper economic trouble? image

Shaken, Not Stirred: Are Global Bond Yields Signaling the End of the World as We Know It?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 13:39
3 minutes to read

Wall Street strategists are running around like chickens with their heads cut off, slashing their S&P 500 targets faster than I can eat a box of donuts! Time to panic buy donuts… I mean, gold! image

Doh! Is the Stock Market Going to Zero?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 13:14
3 minutes to read

A flash survey reveals CEO fears of recession, inflation, and job losses following President Trump's tariff announcements, with many questioning the logic and long-term benefits of the policy. image

Trump's Tariff Tantrums Spark CEO Inferno! Is a Recession the Main Course?

Mon 07 April, 2025 14:26
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A humorous take on Wall Street's recent stock ratings, complete with Snoop Dogg's signature commentary and lyrical wisdom. image

Wall Street's Wild Ride! Is Your Portfolio Ready for This Snoop Dogg Style?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 12:30
2 minutes to read

Billionaire investor Leon Cooperman warns that Trump's tariffs could lead to a recession, causing market turmoil and uncertainty. Is this the end of economic peace as we know it? image

Is Trump's Trade War About to Trigger Doomsday?! Even Wonder Woman is Worried!

Mon 07 April, 2025 13:03
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Doctor Evil dissects Navarro's skepticism on Vietnam's tariff offer, highlighting potential 'nontariff cheating' and its global implications. Mwahahaha! image

Zero Tariffs From Vietnam!? Is This a Trap!

Mon 07 April, 2025 14:23
2 minutes to read

Ragnar Lothbrok reports on the chaos caused by Trump's tariffs, the falling U.S. Treasury yields, and the looming economic storm. Prepare for rate cuts and possible trade wars! image

The Gods Are Angry! Will Trump's Tariffs Sink the American Longship?

Mon 07 April, 2025 12:16
3 minutes to read