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Yours Truly decodes Jerome Powell's testimony, Trump's tweets, and whether interest rates are about to do a 'Dostana' with your bank account. image

From Quantico to Quantitative Easing: PeeCee Explains the Fed (Kinda)

Tue 24 June, 2025 14:23
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The UK's Competition and Markets Authority is considering slapping Google with 'strategic market status,' potentially changing how we search for Stewie Griffin fan fiction. image

Bloody Hell! Google's in a Spot of Tea with the UK Regulators!

Tue 24 June, 2025 10:35
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That stupid TD Cowen analyst says Lyft is gonna be HUGE, and even though analysts are usually dumber than Kenny, I'm listening this time. FreeNow, Price Lock, Autonomous Vehicles? Sounds like a way to get richer than Mr. Krabs! image

Screw You Guys, I'm Investing in Lyft (And You Should Too!)

Tue 24 June, 2025 11:53
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Waymo and Uber expand their robotaxi partnership to Atlanta, challenging Tesla in the driverless arena, but can these metal beasts truly hunt? image

Uber and Waymo Unleash Robotaxis in Atlanta: 'If It Bleeds, We Can Drive It!'

Tue 24 June, 2025 12:06
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Once a vocal supporter, Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg's recent silence on LGBTQ+ issues raises questions as SF Pride faces funding cuts and corporate desertion. Is this a case of 'game over, man' for corporate allyship? image

Zuckerberg's Silent Treatment: Has Meta Abandoned the LGBTQ+ Community? Ripley Investigates

Tue 24 June, 2025 11:41
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Senate stuck in session to pass 'big, beautiful bill' amidst Republican resistance and fiscal concerns – Gandalf weighs in. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But These Senators Are Certainly Stuck: A Wizard's Take on Washington's Woes

Tue 24 June, 2025 11:49
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A whirlwind tour of today's pre-market movers, from defense stocks dozing off to pet supplies getting a bone-us, all viewed through the Sheikah Slate. image

Hyrule Market Report: Ceasefires, Cruises, and Curious Canines!

Tue 24 June, 2025 12:21
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Mario jumps through Wall Street's ups and downs, giving you the inside scoop on stock upgrades, downgrades, and everything in between, with a dash of pasta and a sprinkle of 'Wahoo!' image

Mama Mia! Wall Street's Wild Ride: Mario's Take on Stocks!

Tue 24 June, 2025 12:19
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Lara Croft dissects NATO's commitment to a 5% GDP defense spending target, questioning fairness, necessity, and whether it's all just a very expensive 'red carpet ceremony'. image

NATO's 5% Defense Budget: Are We Funding Adventure or Just a Really Big Sandbox?

Tue 24 June, 2025 12:05
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Amazon is throwing down 40 billion treasures (pounds!) in the UK, building warehouses and shiny new offices. Looks like they're aiming to be the Pirate King of online shopping! image

Shishishi! Amazon's Treasure Chest Opens in the UK! Gomu Gomu no Investment!

Tue 24 June, 2025 09:19
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