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Leela's take on the latest Wall Street buzz: From Snowflake's glow-up to Tesla's robotaxi wobble, and everything in between. Prepare for a bumpy but hilarious ride! image

Wall Street's Wild Ride: Upgrades, Downgrades, and Robotaxis, Oh My!

Tue 24 June, 2025 12:45
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Morpheus deciphers the latest market anomalies, from ceasefire illusions to stock market glitches, offering a glimpse beyond the code. image

Reality Check: Morpheus's Top 10 Glitches in the Market Matrix

Tue 24 June, 2025 13:24
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Analyst predicts Electronic Arts stock surge thanks to Battlefield and other upcoming game releases – Looks like it's time to reload! image

EA's Gonna Get Some: Stock Upgrade Makes Me Wanna Say Hail to the King, Baby!

Tue 24 June, 2025 13:02
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on the impending doom of rising college tuition, dwindling financial aid, and the few brave institutions offering hope amidst the chaos. image

Winter is Coming...For Your Wallet: College Costs Soar as Dragon Queen Laments Financial Aid Cuts

Tue 24 June, 2025 13:00
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A reflection on life lessons learned from overcoming a terminal diagnosis, emphasizing resilience, acceptance, and the importance of human connection in a world of uncertainty. image

Cancer, Courage, and the Call for Global Resilience: A Personal Reflection on Navigating Uncertainty

Tue 24 June, 2025 14:23
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Latest reports reveal a surge in 401(k) savings rates, thanks to automatic enrollment and employer contributions. Even I, Indiana Jones, am thinking about retirement... maybe. image

Fortune and Glory, Kid... and 401(k)s! Retirement Savings Hit Record Highs!

Tue 24 June, 2025 14:00
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JPMorgan says the coast is clear and the market's chargin' towards all-time highs, while others are preparin' for a potential consumer slowdown. Looks like it's gonna be a wild ride! image

Eh, What's Up, Doc? Stocks Headin' for the Stars!

Tue 24 June, 2025 13:22
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The partnership between Krispy Kreme and McDonald's crumbles faster than a day-old doughnut, leaving both chains reassessing their sweet strategies. image

Elementary, My Dear Watson: Krispy Kreme and McDonald's Doughnutty Divorce!

Tue 24 June, 2025 14:02
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Amazon, like a bloody bookmaker, is betting big on rural America, promising same-day deliveries to over 4,000 small towns by year's end. They're spending billions, but will it pay off against the competition? image

Amazon's Rural Blitz: By Order of the Bloody Sheltons

Tue 24 June, 2025 13:52
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JPMorgan downgrades Howard Hughes after Bill Ackman's Pershing Square deal, questioning the shift from real estate to a diversified holding company, leaving investors wondering if this is a walk in the park or a walk of shame. image

From Master-Planned Communities to Modern-Day Berkshire? Ackman's Real Estate Gamble Leaves Wall Street Scratching Their Heads

Tue 24 June, 2025 14:00
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