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Bender reports on how hedge funds are betting against stocks as Trump's tariffs cause market chaos, potentially leading to a recession. Oh, and where's the beer? image

Trump's Tariffs Trigger Total Meltdown! Is This the End of the World as We Know It?

Mon 07 April, 2025 19:01
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Professor Dumbledore analyzes the recent market turmoil caused by tariffs and offers a wizard's perspective on potential future scenarios, with a dash of humor and financial wisdom. image

Is the Stock Market About to Vanish Like a Disappearing Cabinet?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:17
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Reports suggest upcoming tariffs may drastically increase the price of Apple's iPhone 16, potentially impacting consumers and Apple's market value. image

Get Over Here and Pay Up! Trump's Tariffs Could Make Your iPhone Cost More Than a Soul!

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:12
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Wall Street economists are worried that Trump's tariffs could trigger a recession, and even Jackie Chan is concerned! image

Is Trump About to Punch the Global Economy in the Face!?

Mon 07 April, 2025 18:45
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Apple's stock plunges as Trump's tariffs raise concerns about the company's reliance on China, potentially leading to price hikes or earnings cuts. image

Apple Stock Taking a Nosedive! Is Trump to Blame?

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:06
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Amid market crashes and global uncertainty, investors are turning to actively managed bond ETFs for higher returns, leaving passive bond strategies in the dust. image

OMG! Are Bonds the New Birkin?! You Won't Believe Where Smart Money is Headed!

Mon 07 April, 2025 16:41
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Analysis reveals the 'Magnificent Seven' tech stocks are particularly vulnerable to retaliatory tariffs due to their substantial foreign revenue, potentially leading to significant earnings hits and market instability. Should investors be worried? image

Magnificent Seven Stocks in Deep Trouble! Is This the End of Tech?

Mon 07 April, 2025 17:56
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Taylor Swift dives into the financial news surrounding Apple's stock decline amid tariff tensions and trade war uncertainties. Spoiler alert: It's complicated! image

Apple Stock Plummeting! Is Trump's Trade War the Reason?

Mon 07 April, 2025 17:42
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Britney breaks down the buzz about a possible long-term bear market and why it might just be time to diversify, darlings! image

Oops!... I Did It Again! Is the Stock Market About to Give Us All a Toxic Shock?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 18:09
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Even with market indicators flashing 'oversold,' the Man of Steel reminds investors that perspective is key, and maybe a little bit of Kryptonian calm. image

Market Overreacting?! Superman Reveals Secrets to Market Sanity!

Mon 07 April, 2025 17:04
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