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Your Favorite President breaks down a potential Mastercard (MA) trade using mean reversion and options strategy. It's gonna be YUGE! image
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Mastercard's HUGE Comeback? I'm Making Deals, Folks!

  • Tue 24 June, 2025 15:06
  • 2 minutes to read
A look back at Hilary Duff's iconic 'Think B4 You Speak' campaign and its surprising staying power in the fight against anti-LGBTQ+ language. Turns out, even grunts hate being called 'gay' as an insult! image
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That's So Impactful! Hilary Duff Ad Still Kicking Covenant Butt After All These Years

  • Tue 24 June, 2025 15:47
  • 4 minutes to read
An HSBC strategist laughs in the face of market doubters, urging investors to embrace the upside potential. He's not just bullish, he's practically painted his face white and put on a smile! image
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Why So Serious About a Market Rally?! HSBC Strategist Says Buy, Buy, BUY!

  • Tue 24 June, 2025 16:18
  • 2 minutes to read
Geopolitical tensions in the Middle East send maritime insurance rates soaring, leaving shippers in a high-stakes game of risk and uncertainty. Even I, Batman, am having trouble navigating these murky waters. image
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Gotham's Insurance Nightmare: Middle East Shipping Rates Skyrocket!

  • Tue 24 June, 2025 16:06
  • 3 minutes to read
A U.S. District Judge has ruled that Anthropic's use of copyrighted books to train its AI model Claude is 'fair use' and 'transformative,' delivering a blow to authors claiming copyright infringement. image
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AI Awakens! Judge Rules Anthropic's Book Training 'Fair Use,' Authors' Force Weak

  • Tue 24 June, 2025 15:57
  • 2 minutes to read
Barbie explores international markets, uncovering a 'Global Magnificent 7' portfolio poised to outperform U.S. stocks. Time to trade in that convertible for a global investment strategy! image
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Dreamhouse Diversification: Barbie's Guide to the Global Fab 7!

  • Tue 24 June, 2025 16:08
  • 3 minutes to read
Geralt of Rivia reports on the cooling housing market, where prices are dropping faster than a griffin after a crossbow bolt. image
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Toss a Coin to Your Witcher, the Housing Market's Gone Sour!

  • Tue 24 June, 2025 15:36
  • 2 minutes to read
Mr. Burns analyzes how Trump's latest deal with Iran and China has sent oil prices plummeting, much to his delight. image
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Excellent! Oil Prices Tumble Thanks to Trump's Iran Maneuver!

  • Tue 24 June, 2025 16:24
  • 3 minutes to read
Captain Jack Sparrow reports on potential windfalls in oil, defense, and small-cap stocks, revealing Trump's spending bill as a treasure map for savvy investors. image
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Shiver Me Timbers! Trump's Treasure Map Leads to Gold (and Oil!)

  • Tue 24 June, 2025 13:58
  • 3 minutes to read
Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick to rising AC costs with energy-saving tips, ensuring your wallet survives the summer heat. image
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Chuck Norris vs. Rising AC Costs: Survival Tips for a Scorching Summer

  • Tue 24 June, 2025 13:15
  • 4 minutes to read

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