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China is making strategic moves to promote the yuan as an alternative to the US dollar, but will it succeed in dethroning the king? image

Bazinga! China's Yuan Plots World Domination (Maybe, Probably Not)

Wed 25 June, 2025 00:09
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Communication experts suggest slowing down your speech for workplace success, and Quagmire is here to tell you why (and maybe offer some 'personal' coaching). image

Giggity Graduates Speak Slower for Success! Experts Reveal the Secret to Workplace Confidence (It's Not What You Think!)

Tue 24 June, 2025 19:17
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In a turn of events more shocking than Rupert Murdoch adopting a vegan lifestyle, crypto markets explode thanks to Trump's ceasefire announcement and a Republican bill aiming to regulate the Wild West of digital assets. image

Victory is Mine! Crypto Prices Soar as Trump Declares Ceasefire and Republicans Plot Crypto Domination!

Tue 24 June, 2025 22:16
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FedEx claims they made more money and cut costs, but their stock went down anyway. Probably Kyle's fault. image

Screw You Guys, I'm Getting My Packages On Time (Maybe): FedEx Sorta Does Good, But Still Probably Sucks

Tue 24 June, 2025 22:18
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The Predator weighs in on the OpenAI trademark dispute, finding the human drama amusing and the corporate struggle worthy of observation… and maybe a hunt. image

OpenAI CEO Calls Trademark Lawsuit 'Silly' - Predator Reacts: If It Bleeds, We Can Sue It!

Tue 24 June, 2025 22:11
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Captain Marvel breaks down the latest market moves, from chip surges to weight-loss drug trials, with a cosmic perspective. image

Higher, Further, Faster Profits? Wall Street Weighs In!

Tue 24 June, 2025 18:36
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Ambarella, tiny chip company, maybe get bought! Hulk analyze, then maybe smash! image

Hulk SMASHES Stock News: Ambarella Might Get New Home!

Tue 24 June, 2025 20:05
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Cigna takes on Bristol Myers Squibb, alleging antitrust violations and sham lawsuits to keep generic cancer drug Pomalyst off the market, potentially costing consumers billions. image

Cigna vs. Goliath: Big Pharma's Monopoly on Hope?

Tue 24 June, 2025 18:41
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NTSB report blames Boeing and FAA failures for Alaska Airlines near-disaster, highlighting missing bolts and inadequate safety checks. Very Naughty! image

CHIMICHANGAS IN THE SKY! Boeing's Great Mishap and the Door Plug That Flew Away Like My Neighbor's Toupee!

Tue 24 June, 2025 19:46
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Trump's trade war with China triggers a cargo blitz at Los Angeles and Long Beach ports as importers scramble to beat tariff deadlines. Are we gonna need more Szechuan sauce for this? image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Trade War Cargo Dump: The Ports Are Screaming!

Tue 24 June, 2025 19:36
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