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Mario reports on how CNBC's Jim Cramer boosted AeroVironment's stock after strong earnings and NATO's increased defense spending, with a little help from a short squeeze. Mama Mia! image
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It's-a Me, Mario! Reporting on AeroVironment's Sky-High Stock – Wahoo!

  • Wed 25 June, 2025 16:27
  • 3 minutes to read
Lara Croft investigates how a potential rent freeze in NYC is shaking up Flagstar bank's shares and the real estate market. image
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Flagstar's Fortune Fades? New York's Rent Freeze Rattles the Vault!

  • Wed 25 June, 2025 16:03
  • 3 minutes to read
Fred Flinstone reports on Micron's expected rockin' earnings, fueled by AI and memory chips, while analysts predict even more good times ahead, but some worry about those pesky tariffs! image
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Yabba Dabba Doo! Micron's Earnings are Dino-Sized!

  • Wed 25 June, 2025 16:21
  • 2 minutes to read
Even with challenges in the Chinese market, Nvidia's AI dominance propels it to the top, leaving Microsoft and Apple in the stardust. image
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Higher, Further, Faster: Nvidia Soars Past Microsoft, Becomes World's Top Company!

  • Wed 25 June, 2025 16:24
  • 3 minutes to read
Hulk reports on the disappointing drop in new home sales, blaming high mortgage rates and shaky consumer confidence. Hulk not happy! image
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Hulk SMASHES Housing Market: New Home Sales PLUMMET!

  • Wed 25 June, 2025 14:48
  • 2 minutes to read
Rumors swirl of a potential Shell acquisition of BP, sending BP's stock soaring. Is this the future of big oil, or just another Tuesday? image
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Shell Shocked? Is a Mega-Merger Brewing in the Oil Patch?

  • Wed 25 June, 2025 16:20
  • 3 minutes to read
President Trump insists Iranian nuclear sites are 'totally obliterated' despite intelligence reports suggesting otherwise. Is very confusing, like trying to understand American toilet. image
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Trump's Great Success! Iran Nuclear Program Obliterated... Maybe! Very Nice!

  • Wed 25 June, 2025 15:40
  • 1 minutes to read
Poor college grad can't catch a break in this crummy job market, but she's tougher than Lois after I've spent all our money on a giant freakin' chicken! image
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Giggity! Job Market Stinks More Than My Underwear After a Clam Bake!

  • Wed 25 June, 2025 13:21
  • 3 minutes to read
Donald Duck reports on how using too much corporate jargon can make you sound silly and inauthentic, just like when I try to explain my latest harebrained scheme to Uncle Scrooge! image
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Aw, Phooey! Corporate Jabberwocky Makes You Sound Like a Goof!

  • Wed 25 June, 2025 14:08
  • 3 minutes to read
Forrest Gump reports on the stock market's surprising resilience amidst trade wars, Middle East tensions, and AI booms, all while trying to understand what a 'tariff' really is. image
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Stupid is as the Stock Market Does: My Take on Wall Street's Wild Ride!

  • Wed 25 June, 2025 14:09
  • 3 minutes to read

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