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Luffy here, reporting on how tech stocks are bouncing around like I do when I'm fighting! Tariffs are like Buggy's bombs, making everything go BOOM! image
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Shishishi! Tech Stocks Do the Gum-Gum Slide! Are They Stronger Than Kaido?!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 17:36
  • 2 minutes to read
Professor Farnsworth weighs in on the recent market bounce, warning it may be just a temporary reprieve in a larger economic downturn. image
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Good News Everyone! Is This Market Rally Just a Fleeting Mirage?!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 18:19
  • 3 minutes to read
A humorous look at midday market movements, from tech optimism and healthcare hikes to crypto mishaps and defense spending sprees, all through the eyes of a theoretical physicist. image
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E equals MC...and Massive Corporate Shifts! Are YOU Ready?

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 16:49
  • 3 minutes to read
UBS cuts its S&P 500 target amid Trump's tariff chaos, and this loose cannon Jinx is here to tell you why you should probably just blow it all up anyway! image
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Wall Street Freaks Out! Is the Market About to Explode?!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 17:26
  • 2 minutes to read
Goku reports on the wild ride of mortgage rates, hitting a one-month high after a brief dip, leaving homebuyers in a real pickle! image
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KAIO-WHAT?! Mortgage Rates Power Up Like a Super Saiyan! Can We Stop This?!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 18:20
  • 3 minutes to read
Optimus Prime reports on Ripple's acquisition of Hidden Road, a move poised to reshape the crypto landscape and bring 'Til All Are One' to the world of digital finance. image
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Ripple Buys Hidden Road for 1.25 Billion Dollars! Is This the Matrix of Finance?

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 14:46
  • 3 minutes to read
A report analyzing the financial literacy of young investors, highlighting the importance of financial education and its impact on long-term financial success. image
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Financial Armageddon Averted! Are Today's Youth Prepared?

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 14:46
  • 4 minutes to read
Investor Jenny Harrington shares her top dividend stock picks to navigate market volatility, offering a comforting income stream even during turbulent times. No need for Felix Felicis! image
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Hold On To Your Galleons! Will These Magical Stocks Shield You From Economic Horcruxes?!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 15:21
  • 4 minutes to read
Master Yoda dispenses wisdom on weathering market volatility, echoing Suze Orman's call to stay the course and resist emotional investment decisions. A Jedi's guide to financial peace, this is! image
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Panic You Must Not! Stock Market Woes, Ignore You Should!?

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 16:21
  • 3 minutes to read
Goldman Sachs warns that Trump's tariffs have created an 'event-driven' bear market, potentially leading to a recession and significant stock market decline. Time to panic... or innovate? image
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Trump's Tariffs Trigger Bear Market?! Is Your Portfolio Doomed!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 14:51
  • 3 minutes to read

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