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Daenerys Targaryen reports on BlackRock's optimistic forecast for the stock market in 2025, fueled by artificial intelligence and a surprisingly resilient US economy. Will this Khaleesi approve? image

Winter is NOT Coming...For Your Investments! AI to the Rescue, Says BlackRock

Wed 25 June, 2025 18:21
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Klaus Schwab analyzes Jensen Huang's vision for robotics as the next major growth frontier, powered by AI, and its implications for the Fourth Industrial Revolution. image

Nvidia's Robotics Revolution: A Great Reset in Motion!

Wed 25 June, 2025 18:27
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Indiana Jones investigates the Federal Reserve's proposed easing of bank capital rules, finding potential pitfalls and dissent among the ranks. image

Federal Reserve's Capital Rule Rollback: More Dangerous Than a Pit Full of Snakes?

Wed 25 June, 2025 18:05
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President Trump insists U.S. strikes annihilated Iran's nuclear facilities, but intelligence reports suggest the program was only set back a few months. Sounds like a real 'wascally' situation! image

Eh, What's Up With Iran's Nuclear Program, Doc? Trump Claims 'Obliteration,' But Is It Just a Cartoon?

Wed 25 June, 2025 18:05
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A recent survey reveals the ultimate sign of adulthood: kicking the parental cell phone plan to the curb. Apparently, some of you are lagging, and it's giving me a headache! image

Bloody Hell! Are You Still Mooching Off Your Mum's Cell Phone Plan?

Wed 25 June, 2025 15:56
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Ulta Beauty's finance chief bails after a year, leaving the company scrambling for a new money guy. Did she see ManBearPig? image

Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home...With Ulta's Money! CFO Quits!

Wed 25 June, 2025 15:21
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Senate committee approves Republic Airways CEO Bryan Bedford's nomination for FAA head amidst controversy over pilot training rules and air traffic control overhaul. image

Bedford's FAA Nomination: A Bloody Mess or A Worthy Prey?

Wed 25 June, 2025 15:27
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Ripley reports on AeroVironment's Q4 earnings beat, BlueHalo acquisition, and Cramer's wild Palantir comparison – because apparently, drones are the new facehuggers? image

Another Day, Another Drone: AeroVironment Stock Soars Higher Than a Xenomorph in Zero-G!

Wed 25 June, 2025 15:32
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Gandalf the Grey analyzes how select technology and paper stocks, battered and bruised, may yet rise again in the latter half of this year, offering hope like a light in the darkest depths of Moria. image

Not All Who Tumble Are Lost: Gandalf's Guide to Stock Market Fortunes in the Second Age...er, Half

Wed 25 June, 2025 15:54
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Even those without the Triforce of Courage can now invest in SpaceX through tokenized shares, thanks to Republic. Is this the dawn of a new era, or a Ganondorf-sized risk? image

Hyrulean Hylian Heroics! SpaceX Shares Tokenized for Commoners!

Wed 25 June, 2025 14:33
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