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Scorpion analyzes Goldman Sachs' call-buying strategy, offering his fiery take on navigating the treacherous earnings season with a healthy dose of vengeance. image

To Hell With Your Portfolio! Scorpion's Guide to Crushing Wall Street (Or Getting Crushed Trying!)

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:07
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Senator Warren warns of market crash if Trump can fire Fed Chair Powell. Jackie Chan shares his (humorous) take on the situation! image

Will Trump FIRE the Fed Chair?! Even Jackie Chan is Worried!

Thu 17 April, 2025 18:52
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New Jersey Attorney General slams Discord with a lawsuit alleging they misled parents and kids about safety features. Could this be the next 'Allllllllllrighty Then!' moment for social media? image

Discord in Deep Doo-Doo! Are Your Kids Safe Online?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:24
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Mr. Bean reports on the possible demise of the IRS' free tax filing program, pondering the implications for his own 'financial affairs' and sharing his unique perspective on government spending. image

Tax Filing Gone Wrong! Is My Free Money Machine Broken?

Thu 17 April, 2025 18:46
3 minutes to read

Donald Trump reportedly considered replacing Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, but was advised against it. Is the future of the economy at stake? image

Trump Wants to Terminate the Fed Chair?! Hasta la Vista, Baby?

Thu 17 April, 2025 19:58
3 minutes to read

Google's facing antitrust heat for ad monopolies while trying to stay on top in the AI game. It's gonna be a bumpy ride! image

Say Hello to the Bad Guy, Google! Monopoly Mess and AI Comin' to Get Ya!

Thu 17 April, 2025 19:55
3 minutes to read

Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Netflix's surprising earnings surge, price hikes, and a strategic shift away from subscriber counts, all while navigating the treacherous waters of the modern stock market. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Netflix Just Found the Treasure! Will They Share the Booty?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:17
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Shrek reports on investors ditching US stocks faster than Donkey ditches personal space, all thanks to some orange fella's tariff tantrums. But hold on, some folks are sayin' 'not so fast!' image

What in Tarnation is Going on with the Stock Market?! Is My Swamp Worth Less Now?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 16:55
3 minutes to read

Wall Street remains optimistic about Netflix's growth potential, viewing it as a recession-resistant stock with ambitious revenue targets, despite concerns about competition and consumer spending. image

Netflix Stock Soars! Is This the Investment That Even I Can't Afford to Miss?

Thu 17 April, 2025 17:08
3 minutes to read

With budget cuts and staff reductions, the IRS is struggling to enforce tax laws, potentially benefiting wealthy taxpayers and leading to aggressive tax planning. image

The IRS is a Zombie Now! Will the Wealthy Win the New Hunger Games?

Thu 17 April, 2025 16:45
4 minutes to read