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Acting IRS Commissioner Resigns Over Data-Sharing Deal with ICE, Raising Privacy Concerns and Sparking Controversy! image
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IRS Scandal! Is Your Tax Data Safe?! Barbie Investigates!

  • Wed 09 April, 2025 02:06
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Geralt of Rivia reports on the stock market's wild ride, blaming Trump's tariffs and a generally stupid market for the chaos. image
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Is the Market Dumber Than a Drowner?! Trump's Tariffs Wreak Havoc!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 22:36
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Tony Montana reports on the FDA layoffs, questioning the impact on public health and the sanity of slashing critical training programs. image
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FDA Gutted Like a Fish! Who's Gonna Keep These Docs Straight Now?!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 21:02
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the financial seas: Trump's tariffs may cause inflation, slow economic growth, and keep the Federal Reserve at bay until 2026, according to Morgan Stanley. Is this the end of the world as we know it, or just another Tuesday? image
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Trump's Tariffs Sink the Dollar! Is the Rum Gone Too?

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 21:02
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President Trump signs executive orders to boost domestic coal production in response to rising electricity demands from artificial intelligence, aiming to revitalize the coal industry despite environmental concerns and competition from natural gas and renewables. image
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Trump Supercharges Coal Mining with AI Demand! Is the Black Gold Rush Back?

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 21:07
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Leela's take on the recent stock market roller coaster caused by tariff tantrums, potential trade wars, and whether we should all start hoarding Nuka-Cola. image
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Good News Everyone Stock Market Doomsday or Just Another Tuesday!?

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 15:36
  • 5 minutes to read
A deep dive into how Trump's tariff policies are causing stock market jitters, raising recession fears, and what it all means for your pocket. image
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Red Pill or Blue Pill? Trump's Tariffs Trigger Stock Market Meltdown!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 15:36
  • 3 minutes to read
Duke Nukem weighs in on the Federal Reserve's decision not to cut interest rates and what it means for your hard-earned cash. Spoiler alert it ain't pretty. image
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Interest Rate Apocalypse Now Stock Market Doom Predicted!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 21:19
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on the Federal Reserve's decision not to lower interest rates and its potential impact on the S&P 500, with a healthy dose of dragonfire and political satire. image
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Winter is Coming... to the Stock Market! Will the Fed Save Us?!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 21:19
  • 3 minutes to read
A federal judge ruled against the White House's attempt to bar Associated Press journalists from secure spaces, citing First Amendment violations. Is this a win for free press or just a temporary setback? image
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Trump's Media Ban Backfires Big Time! Judge Slaps Down White House!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 22:11
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