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The Swedish retail giant sees a slight increase in sales, but consumer caution and economic uncertainties loom like Dementors at a picnic. image

H&M's Summer Sales Sparkle: A Glimmer of Hope or a Fleeting Fancy?

Thu 26 June, 2025 10:03
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Paychex CEO John Gibson calls for tax and tariff clarity to unleash small business growth, while Scorpion sees an opportunity for more fatalities... of bad policies! image

Get Over Here! Paychex CEO Demands Clarity, Or Else!

Wed 25 June, 2025 23:32
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Jackie Chan chimes in on potential FEMA changes, urging homeowners to be prepared and not rely solely on government aid after natural disasters, emphasizing the importance of home insurance and personal responsibility. image

FEMA Face-Off! Jackie Chan Says: "Don't Be a Dummy, Protect Your Home Like I Protect My Stunts!"

Thu 26 June, 2025 09:30
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Ace Ventura dives deep into the NATO summit where a 'bromance' between Trump and Rutte stole the show amid defense spending hikes. Who knew international politics could be so...touching? image

Allllrighty Then! Trump and Rutte's 'Bromance' Saves NATO! Could This Be Any More Groovy?

Thu 26 June, 2025 09:02
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Mr. Bean reports on the possible end of the European defense stock boom, pondering if it's all just a big game of 'Risk' gone wrong. image

Teddy's Not the Only One Headed South! Defense Stocks Dive?

Thu 26 June, 2025 09:55
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The Trump Organization backpedals on claims of manufacturing its new T1 smartphone in the USA, raising questions about its 'American-Proud Design'. image

Trump Phone's 'Made in USA' Claim Terminated! Reality Bites Harder Than a Terminator!

Thu 26 June, 2025 09:26
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H&M sees a sales bump, but those pesky tariffs and cautious customers are cramping their style. Time to kick some economic ass! image

H&M's Sales Get a 'Hail to the King, Baby!' Boost, But Tariffs Want to Steal Our Groovy Threads!

Thu 26 June, 2025 08:06
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on the rising threat of China's Zhipu AI, backed by Beijing, as it challenges OpenAI's dominance in the global AI race. image

Winter is Coming for AI: China's Zhipu AI Challenges OpenAI's Reign

Thu 26 June, 2025 07:34
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The Swedish fashion giant H&M reports a dip in second-quarter sales, but hopes summer demand will bring better tidings. Could be worse, could be Monday, am I right? image

Eh, What's Up With H&M? Sales Take a Tumble!

Thu 26 June, 2025 06:18
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Shrek reports on the alarming rise of cybercriminals stealing online passwords and what you can do to protect your swamp... I mean, data. image

What in Tarnation! Billions of Passwords Stolen! Shrek Sounds the Alarm!

Thu 26 June, 2025 02:56
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