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MP Materials, the only rare earth mine in the US, is predicted to see a 32% stock increase due to geopolitical tensions with China, making it a strategic asset, and maybe even a fairytale ending! image
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Ogre-Sized Profits? MP Materials Digs Deep in Rare Earth Bonanza!

  • Sat 07 June, 2025 12:15
  • 3 minutes to read
A satirical take on the Elon Musk-Donald Trump feud and its disastrous impact on Tesla, viewed through the eyes of yours truly, Iron Man. image
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Iron Man Reacts: Musk vs. Trump - Tesla's Wild Ride!

  • Sat 07 June, 2025 15:00
  • 4 minutes to read
United Airlines and JetBlue partner up, promising more ways to earn and redeem points, leaving us wondering if this alliance is a Mockingjay of hope or just another Hunger Games. image
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May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor... for Cheaper Flights?

  • Thu 05 June, 2025 18:53
  • 3 minutes to read
A look at the week's major market events, including a surprisingly positive jobs report, the Trump-Musk social media war, trade talks with China, and the performance of CrowdStrike and Broadcom. image
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False Alarm! Recession Averted, Trump and Musk Feud Like Beet Farmers at a Convention

  • Sat 07 June, 2025 14:30
  • 3 minutes to read
A modular EV startup backed by Bezos aims to revolutionize affordability, but can they avoid the fate of other failed startups? Heisenberg weighs in with his signature blend of cynicism and expertise. image
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From Meth to Motors: Heisenberg's Take on Bezos' Budget EV Startup

  • Sat 07 June, 2025 14:57
  • 2 minutes to read
High-profile kidnappings targeting cryptocurrency executives spark security revolution. One family splits their bitcoin keys across four continents to avoid becoming the next victim. Giggity! image
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Giggity! Crypto Execs Scared Stiff: Kidnappings and Crypto Chaos!

  • Sat 07 June, 2025 12:00
  • 4 minutes to read
Amidst escalating tensions and accusations of bad faith, Russia advances into Ukraine, seizing more territory and igniting a fiery war of words with Kyiv over stalled peace negotiations and the grim repatriation of fallen soldiers. image
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Bloody Hell! Russia's Land Grab in Ukraine Escalates While Peace Talks Go to Pot!

  • Sun 08 June, 2025 13:12
  • 3 minutes to read
Some stupid VCs are whining about Europe not making people work enough, like in China and Silicon Valley. But some other people are saying that's just dumb. Let's get to the bottom of this, you guys. image
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Screw Work-Life Balance: Eric Cartman's Guide to World Domination (Through Overwork, Duh!)

  • Sun 08 June, 2025 01:23
  • 3 minutes to read
The S&P 500 is nearing its all-time high, but a possible economic slowdown could turn this rally into a trap for the unwary investor. Let's hunt for the truth, shall we? image
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S&P 500 Stalks Record High: Is the Hunt About to End?

  • Fri 06 June, 2025 19:59
  • 2 minutes to read
A House-approved bill provision threatens to slap a 20% tax on foreign investments in the U.S., sending Wall Street into a panic. Sounds like a Weyland-Yutani move to me... image
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Another Day, Another Alien...Tax? Wall Street Screams About Trump's 'Revenge Tax'

  • Sun 08 June, 2025 10:15
  • 3 minutes to read

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