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High-profile kidnappings targeting cryptocurrency executives spark security revolution. One family splits their bitcoin keys across four continents to avoid becoming the next victim. Giggity! image
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Giggity! Crypto Execs Scared Stiff: Kidnappings and Crypto Chaos!

  • Sat 07 June, 2025 12:00
  • 4 minutes to read
Amidst escalating tensions and accusations of bad faith, Russia advances into Ukraine, seizing more territory and igniting a fiery war of words with Kyiv over stalled peace negotiations and the grim repatriation of fallen soldiers. image
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Bloody Hell! Russia's Land Grab in Ukraine Escalates While Peace Talks Go to Pot!

  • Sun 08 June, 2025 13:12
  • 3 minutes to read
Some stupid VCs are whining about Europe not making people work enough, like in China and Silicon Valley. But some other people are saying that's just dumb. Let's get to the bottom of this, you guys. image
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Screw Work-Life Balance: Eric Cartman's Guide to World Domination (Through Overwork, Duh!)

  • Sun 08 June, 2025 01:23
  • 3 minutes to read
The S&P 500 is nearing its all-time high, but a possible economic slowdown could turn this rally into a trap for the unwary investor. Let's hunt for the truth, shall we? image
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S&P 500 Stalks Record High: Is the Hunt About to End?

  • Fri 06 June, 2025 19:59
  • 2 minutes to read
A House-approved bill provision threatens to slap a 20% tax on foreign investments in the U.S., sending Wall Street into a panic. Sounds like a Weyland-Yutani move to me... image
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Another Day, Another Alien...Tax? Wall Street Screams About Trump's 'Revenge Tax'

  • Sun 08 June, 2025 10:15
  • 3 minutes to read
Capital One follows the path of Amex and Chase, tightening airport lounge access due to overcrowding, leaving families lighter of pocket but perhaps still heavier of heart. image
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Fly, You Fools! (But Bring Your Gold): Airport Lounges Raise the Barricades!

  • Sat 07 June, 2025 13:00
  • 4 minutes to read
A look at how much gold (or dollars) you REALLY need to live comfortably in each US state in 2025. Spoiler: Hyrule is looking pretty affordable right now... image
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Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Even a Princess Needs Rupees to Survive: The Cost of Comfort in the States

  • Sat 07 June, 2025 13:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Mario here, diving into the crazy world of electric cars in China where everyone's slashing prices faster than I can stomp a Goomba! image
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It's-a Me, Mario! Reporting on the Electric Car Price Wars in China! Mama Mia!

  • Sun 08 June, 2025 11:04
  • 2 minutes to read
Lara Croft reports on the proposed cuts to Pell Grants and federal work-study programs, potentially jeopardizing college access for low-income students. It's a treasure hunt, but the prize is a degree, not a golden idol! image
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Raiders of the Lost Funds: Trump's Budget Cuts Threaten Student Aid

  • Sun 08 June, 2025 11:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Fred Flinstone reports on the social media spat between Elon Musk and Donald Trump, with a dash of Epstein files and vanishing posts! image
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Yabba Dabba Doo! Elon Musk and Trump in a Rumble Like Dino's Dinner Bell!

  • Sat 07 June, 2025 16:12
  • 2 minutes to read

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